We live in a nice middle-class suburb in the Boston area, in one of those developments with lots of dead ends and roundabouts and no through streets at all, sidewalks, and lots of streetlights, all working. In other words, absolutely, perfectly safe places to take your tykes for Halloween. Decades ago we’ve had tons of children come, and know from being told that many were deliberately brought to the neighborhood by parents who lived on busy highways and such. (Not complaining, it meant we got to see many more cute costumes.)
But the head count has dropped way, way off the past decade or so, making it hard to guess how much to buy. Even though we intellectually know this trend won’t reverse on a dime, we continue to buy too much candy out of fear of running out and disappointing some kids. This year the grocery we generally shop at had a deal, five bags, any assortment, of Mars line candy bars for $10. Sounded good. So we picked up two bags of Snickers, two of Milky Ways, two of M&Ms, and four of Twix. Going by the ‘servings’ estimates on the bag, that meant we had about 236 mini candy bars. We figured if the kids averaged 3-4 apiece, we were good for between 60 and 80 kids.
We had TWELVE. Three groups of four children each, that came between 7:45 and 8:05. And that was IT. And they were all perfectly mannered little kids who only took a single item, and even when urged only took a single one more each.
Dear god. We must have over TWO HUNDRED left over candy bars.
This is not good news for my annual pre-Holiday diet.
Oh, and while straightening out a closet I’d come across a half dozen ‘goody bag’ packets of Pokémon cards left over from a birthday party quite some years ago. I had no idea if kids still played with Pokémon cards, but figured what the heck and put them into the basket in case some kids might want them. The first group of children wiped them out! Pokémon cards are better than chocolate, who knew?
So, how’d it go at your houses?