“I am Kiroc!”
I didn’t forget. I wanted someone else around here to do some work on this question! 
Let’s see if you know the name of the breakfast chick in Generations.
Her name was…
Goo
Well, I went to the chess tourney today. That was fun. We had it out at Martin’s country place, not too far away from the city, and the weather was perfect. Some of us played at outside tables, some in the sunroom, some in the living room. Lots of German beer and foods that will surely affect me poorly in the next few hours.
I won my first two games and lost everything else. Even lost when I played in the loser’s brackets. But, just hanging out with guys I haven’t seen in months was cool.
Sometimes a guy forgets how many people he really knows and likes. Martin does a good thing with these tourneys.
Then, since it was on the way home, I stopped by my ex GF’s wedding shower. Boring! She and her guy had already left, and the few people there were ones I didn’t know too well.
When I got home, that other girl had called me again. Hey! Maybe I found my next ex girl friend! I should probably give her my cell phone number. What do you guys think?
Invest in a blog. 
Jus’ kiddin’ (or am I?). I’d give you some advice but I know less about women than your typical Ferengi. Where’re Viva and Kn*ckers when you need 'em?
I’m right here, of course.
Her name was ANTONIA. Got that, CluelessBoy? I said, ANTONIA.
IT WAS GOO!!!
What award winning fiction author posts under the name of Vivalostwages?
Congratulations, Professor Viva!
You make us proud.
GOO?! Grey Poupon You!
Making you proud is my sole objective. ha ha ha ha ha
Thanks, NCB!
Oh, I get it now. I guess this is what I get for visiting the SDMB before reading personal emails.
Congratulations again, Ms Lostwages.
Thanks again.
I tend to have better luck with contests than with magazines. Or slot machines, for that matter. 