Okay people, we seem to have quite an influx of trolls or at least an increase in trollish behavior. This thread is here to provide some comic relief. If you consider some of the questions as humor they can be quite entertaining. Behavior this nescient cannot be entirely accidental. I want everyone to use his or her native intelligence to become ignorant for just a moment.
This is the only thread where you will not be flamed, possibly ridiculed, but not flamed, for posting troll-like topics. If anyone does respond seriously to any of the posts, that person will be taken behind the woodshed and flogged heartily with a limp oxymoron.
I’ll get us started.
Next year, before the real millennium rolls around on December 31, 2000 at midnight, will we have to endure the same Y2K folderol we have this year?
“You should certainly have made a sign saying which was your mouth, which your asshole.
Just when you were gabbing I thought you’d farted.” - Nicarchus, as quoted by P.J. O’Rourke