Although, the mental image of TD diving to retrieve tubas, that have been thrown overboard, as an occupation makes me smile.
Too soon?
It’s ok, she would have laughed. 
After being submerged, tubas can only play C notes.
:flees:
Wait, TubaDiver died too?! 
CMC
Anyhow, I’m going to ignore further suggestions that I’m troll. I know I’m not (though I may have gotten a bit heated here) and I don’t see any further need to prove it to anyone here. Peace out. Untracking.
That’s a shanty thing to say.
Yeah, but he’s just some guy who hardly ever posted.
Well, it’s possible that you actually believe what you type, which would make you simply an asshole. So that can’t be ruled out.
The items all have 1-star reviews.
You fucking serious?
I know, you’ve already said “ciao” and, later than that “peace out”, but I have a feeling it’s still viable to ask. Asshole.
As I told you there, anyone who could read that OP and think it was a brief FOR Trump is a blithering idiot.
I wasn’t the only SDMB poster who originally read TubaDiva’s name as “TubaDiver.” I admitted as much on at least one occasion, and other people said they too had had the same misconception.
So I’m inclined to forgive that particular mistake. The rest of it, not so much.
He’ll live on forever as the first draft of a Ronnie James Dio song, though
Laugh all you want, but the real tuba divers aren’t laughing.
Ashtura, you lazy fucking troll:
In any of the threads about TubaDiva ,“she” is mentioned at least once every, say, couple posts, no? Agreed?
Yet, in your disingenuous post #58, you refer to her as “he” a whole buncha times, begging the questions:
- Are you, then, a troll?
- Or is your reading comprehension so ridiculously, embarrassingly shitty as it appears to be?
Fuck me. Everything really has been done before.
Keep googling, and I’m sure you can find tuba diving porn, too.
(This was directed at guest-starring-id’s post)
You forgot one:
- Internalized misogyny.
Many men assume “male” as a default. And this is especially true of the person in question is in a position of authority
At least the boys have gotten better about accepting that girls use the internet too. Back in the early days of the board, many men just assumed everyone else was male. This sometimes happened even if they had a username like “Jersey Girl” or something.
But it still happens. It’s shocking how deep the notion that the default human is a man and that women are some kimd of exception to the rule.
Fuck you @Whack-a-Mole, you stupid fuck! Yes I fucking know that the Iowa’s received cruise missiles and other upgrades as part of their modernization in the 1980s. As I’ve tried to tell you nicely, I was a mother fucking Surface Warfare Officer in the United States mother fucking Navy for fourteen mother fucking years and I have forgotten more about naval warfare than you will ever know you, STUPID MOTHER FUCKING TROLL.
FUCK OFF.
deep breaths
Thanks folks, I needed that.
ETA: Oh, and with that, I have muted that thread because you are clearly not worth the time and energy. Though maybe I should just ignore you instead, in case others with serious questions/comments want to have a discussion. We’ll see, I guess.
And yet you conveniently ignored that in your response.
Your experience is utterly useless if you feel the need to hide or evade relevant information.
Call me a troll…look in a mirror. You KNEW what I pointed out but saw fit to not mention it then get all butthurt when I did.
You are not a trustworthy commenter.
tl;dr Bite me