Trolls R Us Resurrections

So basically, you think that Hunter Biden’s penis would have swayed the election?

That’s rather… disturbing. Are you getting help for this?

… eh, that’s not it. Will try again later. :yum:

Every Accusation Is A Confession

Eh, give him a break. His internet history is probably monitored by his mother, and the only way he can justify looking at pictures of naked men is by claiming he was doing it to support his party. I can understand why he would be upset at that being taken away from him.

Maybe he’s more interested in erection outcomes than election outcomes.

I hope it’s what he needs to finally be happy.

The Erectoral College

Ok, that’s it for the night. Bye!

No, what prompted it was his perceived insufficiency of her buttockal region. Hence my comparison.

Yes, but I mean that the only reason Sir Mix-a-Lot was aware of Fonda’s condition of posterior slenderness in the first place (which I think was what Great_Antibob was asking about) was because of her recent widespread workout-video fame. Not because of her acting career or her earlier Vietnam-activism notoriety.

But she wasn’t a traitor. The FBI was looking hard at her (and others) for evidence she was being a traitor. And it’s not like the FBI if that time was pure and innocent of lying about celebrities or making up stuff. So if Hoover dropped it, there was really nothing to use against her.

I have listened to 2 very different podcasts on Fonda - Decoder Ring, which mainly focused on her workout era and You Must Remember This, which covered and compared the careers of Jane Fonda and Jean Sebring. YMRT’s episodes presented Fonda’s trip as more about the farmers and destruction of innocents by the US Air Force, and that the infamous photo was a done reluctantly. That trip and her actions really upset the American Legion who protested her long after pretty much everyone else stopped. But it was enough to become a meme that’s lived on.

Which is a lot less evidence and action than Trump has against him.

Drectum? Damn near killed him!

Works for me!

Either way, I demand a better class of troll. That attempt was just pathetic.

At least the 8-legged one can partially derail threads some of the time with just a few words (see above posts) without really running afoul of any rules. That’s a skill to be dubiously appreciated.

C’mon man! All we heard about for years was Russia! Russia! Russia! And now the facts come out that the FBI had evidence that the president’s son is a bribe taking crack head and saves 10% for the senile boob, I mean the ‘big guy’ and all we hear now are obvious and feeble minded attempts at ridicule? Is it so hard to have a consistent set of standards?

Seriously octo, this is off the deep end crazy pants conspiracy bullshit. I never thought you were this stupid. What have you been huffing? :astonished:

Or we can follow your example and have no standards whatsoever.

As I’ve learned from Republicans/conservatives,
Allegations Indictments Convictions or it’s fake news.

I thought it was satire.

Octopus, I was coming in here to give you a good “the telemarketer speaks, I respond” type pitting but I see you have somehow exceeded even my dreams in doing more damage to yourself than I could ever hope to attain… :astonished:

That was truly the Elon Musk of responses. I hearby dub you ReplyGuy#1

Heh, you said “hard.” Your Freudian interest is slipping through.

This is the internet, man. There are lots and lots of pictures of dicks. If your imagination is really that weak, just print a few of them out and write “Hunter” on them in black Sharpie.

I suppose it’s hopeless to ask you for anything remotely resembling a cite for these alleged “facts”? Because really, dude, unless you can supply some reliable evidence that you’re not just repeating the usual unhinged conspiracy theories manufactured in conservative circlejerks, you can’t expect anyone to take your accusations of double standards seriously.

Conservatives seem to have perfected a sort of tribal “cargo-cult controversy” ritual, where as long as they can superficially look and sound like they’re making serious damaging political accusations (corruption! international influence! sexual misbehavior! coverups!), their accusations don’t need to have any basis in reality.

Like post-WWII indigenous Pacific Islanders building imitations of control towers and runways and headphones and so on in the hope that sympathetic magic will cause their deities to send planes airdropping valuable goods, conservatives are mimicking the style of liberal exposes of conservative corruption, and hoping that it will somehow magically cause the same sort of scandals to infest liberal politics. They’ve become so detached from reality that I think many of them honestly no longer recognize the difference between actual scandals and made-up ones.

I hope so because octopus isn’t that nuts as far as I know.

But these days it’s hard to tell, Poe’s Law comes into effect way too much.