Once again I see evidence supporting the notion that the failure mode of clever is “asshole.”
Specifically, omenran attempting to be humorous and instead getting a bunch of people to wonder aloud if they’re an asshole.
Yes, “you lot” sounds very British to me. I think I’ve most often heard it watching BBC shows. I had no idea it was ever derogatory. In my ears it sounds quaint.
“You guys” or “you all” (not “y’all”) is usually the term we’d use where I’m from.
By the way, I took your quiz and I guess I broke it.
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My PNW accent is more than the NY Times can handle apparently.
I got the same thing for my mix of Midwest & New Orleans.
My guess is that since that quiz was made in 2013, whatever database it connects to is gone. It’s part of the NY Times archive now.
Or, as Elwood P. Dowd said some eighty years ago, “In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.”
The end of an era:
So sad.
I was really looking forward to his twisting around to explain why it was a Terrible Very Bad Thing for Biden to order the mystery floating object to be shot down over Alaska after his arguments that Biden should have ordered last weeks Chinese balloon to be shot down over Alaska, before it was even seen.
It would have been amusing.
You would have waited in vain. Explaining himself (or anything) never was his modus operandi, but always drive-by snipes, non sequiturs and hijacks. I can’t remember any post of him that was longer than one (usually moronic and/or vile) sentence. If you read his banning announcement thread, you see that all his warnings were for either trolling, hijacking or being a jerk. It’s a wonder he survived that long.
His epitaph here should be: “Will not be missed”. If he ever contributed a useful post, I haven’t seen it. Sometimes I’m saddened to see someone banned because they did have useful or informative things to say on occasion. This is not one of those. Not one of the super-disruptive ones, either. Remember FX_Mastermind? There was a sort of virtual party over in ATMB when he was finally banned. Yeah, this one is more like the annoying mosquito that gets into the bedroom when you’re trying to sleep. It’s nice to finally smack it, but you’re not going to get up and pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate.
Oh, wow! They finally gave octopus the boot?
Your dumb ass is going to be sorely disappointed.
No more so than every other time you post.
Does your home know you snuck out of the cage again?
I actually like having you around.
I mean, you’re frustrating and sometimes your cliches are boring but you’re no D’Anconia. Sometimes you actually contribute something good to the board, and you’re generally not disruptive.
I hope you don’t get banned anytime soon.
Well, unless you turn into a total asshole, then I hope you get the hammer.
You forgot to say again. Unless he turns into a total asshole again.
For some reason, I’ve never worked up any animosity toward our resident cephalopod. It may be because I don’t tend to frequent the waters in which it swims. Or it may be that I’m just of a simple mind and am charmed by the monocle and top hat. But if its inky bloviations cause offense, I’ll be the first to let everyone know. Although it does occur to me that I haven’t had calamari in a while (a cousin to the octopus in the cephalopoda class, I realize) but when they’re available they can be very good, and they don’t bloviate right-wing politics when they’re breaded and fried.
And don’t forget the really cute avatar.
Seriously, what’s more adorable than a devil fish wearing a monocle and a top hat? Plus he’s pink!
You know, you’re comparing him to the fluffy cat that pisses on your furniture.
There was one time that he correctly pointed out that I was using outdated information about Cash Deposit interest rates. He pointed it out in the most assholish way possible, of course, but he was correct on that point.
That’s about the best I got.
Touché.
That’s at least better than smearing feces on every available surface like our most recently departed troll.