Troppus the liar

Gosh, but you’re late! I can’t believe you’d disappoint TP like that. And you’re right there with me on getting facts wrong, as you’ve been taken to task several times for misreading statistics. But each time a real statistician points out your errors, you disappear for a couple days and wait for the thread to sink before you reappear. But that’s cool, because every time you post stats, I can count on someone to come in with a handy tutorial about how they actually work, and I learn something from your ignorance so I consider it, and your periodic absences, a win!

And you’re so consistently hateful and bitter that no one really cares when you pile on them, your predictable schtick is appreciated even when you’re universal hostility gets tiresome. You’re occasionally funny so we forgive you for being bitter and combative.

du hast mich there.

Lighting people on fire is almost never the appropriate response to a situation.

I must have blinked and missed all those times. Care to refresh my memory? You know. For the children?

Such a small, yet crucial, word, “almost.”

This is why women aren’t allowed on the internet.

I’m surprised they even have time to with all of the housework that needs doing.

My husband says it’s okay so long as I get the housework done.

Crap. Busted.

Really? Because I was on the fence about doing a Gimpel the Fool riff instead.

Jeez. Get a room, already. :smiley:

Worst wank fantasy ever

Forget it Jake, it’s Troppus.

John Madden, Roseanne, trampoline, strap-on.

Thus do I refute thee.

Go on…

Mother Teresa in a thong.

I’ve reported your post to the mods. I generally support the idea that one should receive warnings before one is banned, but in this case I think they should make an exception. :smiley: