So I’m watching the Daily Show from last night, and Samantha Bee is interviewing truckers who are angry about a new law forbidding them from tossing their piss bottles (aka “trucker bombs”) out of the window.
WTF-do they actually DO this? Or was this a joke arranged for the Daily Show?
No, it’s quite real. There was just an article about it in a local paper. I think alot of it started becuse the people that mow the grass along the freeway were getting tired of running over bottles and wondering what just sprayed all over them.
See, now that’s just disgusting. At least my link doesn’t have a picture of (wait let me go back and count) TWENTY SIX GALLONS OF URINE right on the front page. All though that may make a nice wallpaper for someone elses computer.
It’s definitely real, at least in my realm of the kingdom.
Some Airmen, Soldiers, Marines, etc. are too lazy to leave their tent to go to the latrine trailer, so they pee in bottles in their tents. Eventually, they throw those bottles out, and some poor schlep has to empty a trashbag full of a bunch of guys’ pee.
Sometimes they don’t throw 'em out quick enough, and for whatever reason, the plastic water (now pee) bottle breaks. Yeah, it does happen.
I’ve never done the bottle thing, but I’d admit, I was two tents away from the latrine trailer.
Yeah, it happens. I used to date a truck driver, and I went out on the road with him once for a two-week trip. He warned me that I might see things like that at the truck stops, and talked about how a few truckers could ruin the public’s opinion of the profession by doing nasty stuff like that.
Really, there’s no need for it…if you drive a rig you have to stop pretty regularly anyway (at least we did) and if you must pee into a bottle you can at least dispose of it properly, even if you only stop once per day. But I actually saw a gallon jug filled to the top with golden goodness, sitting on the ground at one of our stops.
Most drivers don’t stop very often at all. You’re only “earnin’ if the wheels are turnin’”, and despite the laws limiting how many hours a driver can drive per day, it’s not uncommon at all to drive for 16+ hours straight. Couple that with the frequent imbibing of diuretics like coffee and soda, and, well, you can guess the rest.
Personally, when I was driving, I only used a bottle in an emergency. Sometimes the need strikes when you’re 65 miles from the nearest rest stop, and pulling over on an uneven shoulder isn’t an option.
But I always disposed of it properly, and I never did understand why some guys seemed to enjoy tossing them out the window.
The worst were the garbage recepticles closest to the parking spots in a busy truckstop… they were usually overflowing with re-filled bottles. Leant to a pretty sickening smell in the hot sun.
Note-I was not shocked by the knowledge that truckers pee in bottles-that’s pretty much a given, although it’s not something I ever really thought about.
No, what gets me is that some truckers actually throw them out of their trucks, and seem angry that there’s a LAW against it. Da’hell? Piss in the bottle, stick it in a trash bag, and wait until you find a place with a dumpster. Or something.
How hard would it be just to pour it out?! I mean geeez! The rain would wash it away and you wouldn’t be littering. I’ve been known to pee in a cup in the privacy of my van and pour it out on the side of the road. No harm done.