True. I like both but I like comedies a little more.
The next poster has all 10 toes – 6 on one foot and 4 on the other.
True. yep, six on one, four on the other
TNP has never accused anyone on the Dope of lying.
True, although I’ve certainly thought it.
TNP has been wrongly accused of lying.
True.
The next player has daffodils blooming in their yard.
Possibly. We didn’t yesterday but today it’s supposed to get into the mid 60’s
TNP is unwilling to sign up for a belly dancing class
With my belly, they’d have to charge me double, heyoooooo!
The next poster can quote Bill Murray lines from Caddyshack.
I’ve devoted no brain storage space for remembering anything from that movie. So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
TNP is not ashamed to admit they’ve never read ‘The Great Gatsby’
False. I’ve read it twice.
The Next Poster is a big fan of the Marx Brothers.
A fan, yes, but I wouldn’t say a big fan. I haven’t seen many of their movies.
:: golf clap ::
TNP would rather’ve met Groucho than Karl.
Definitely would have a better time with Groucho. However if I could have met him with full knowledge of the future, I might choose Karl so I could strangle him on the spot and possibly save millions from privation, tyranny, and murder 
TNP prefers primitive camping to a cabin with all modern conveniences.
When I was in my 20’s I would have, but now I’ll take all the modern conveniences I can get.
The Next Poster remembers what he or she was doing when the news came over the TV or radio that JFK had been killed.
Nope. I was busy floating in amniotic fluid when it happened.
TNP puts hot sauce on a lot of foods… largely for the machismo factor
More for the taste than for the machismo, and not all that much food, so false.
TNP has big plans for the weekend.
False, pizza at the in-laws tonight and other than that, just a bunch of errands.
TNP doesn’t like pizza.
False.
The next player is spring cleaning this weekend.
True. Just found out I will be making an international move in about two weeks. Cleaning frenzy coming. Tossing all the junk out, and packing the rest to ship.
TNP has an April birthday.
False. Scorpio.
TNP cannot carry a tune to save his\her life.
False. At age 12 I sounded EXACTLY like Elvis….in the shower…no one else listening.
TNP has a collection of something that she/he would rather tell anybody about. (you must)
I have a collection of cast recording CDS from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musicals, including many in foreign languages. So what?
TNP has never gone into a McDonald’s just to use the bathroom without actually buying anything.
True
TNP has lived in the same state their entire life.