True or false

True. (Back home again in Indiana…)

The Next Poster prefers science fiction over fantasy.

True. Other than Tolkien and Martin, I prefer most (good) sf over most fantasy.

TNP has read all of Martin’s Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire books.

False. The only Martin I’ve read is “Sandkings”.

The next player has read all of Lord of the Rings

False, I read The Hobbit which I’m not sure is technically considered part of the series.
TNP hates getting haircuts.

False, although my SO has been cutting my hair for the last twenty years. I used to really enjoy waiting my turn in the barbershop on Saturday mornings, listening to the old boys swap hunting and fishing stories and talk about the weather.

TNP likes going grocery shopping.

True (times 15)

TNP liked ‘The Carol Burnett Show’ more than ‘The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour’

Definitely. TCBS was must-see TV for my sisters and me.

TNP has binge-watched a post-1990 TV series in the past three months.

True.

The next player has read a book because of a librarian’s recommendation.

Yes. A lot of them when I went though a very bad time, unable to work.

TNP has never found any dollar bills in the street.

False. I sometimes find coins on the ground while running; once I found a dollar.
The next poster is physically incapable of typing out “the next poster.”

False. I just get easily winded with all that typing.
TNP has never had a fire break out in their home.

False. I have been touch typing for fifty years, and I can type anything you want without looking at the keyboard.

“the next poster.” has never read anything by Stephen King, but has seen at least one movie based on his work(s).

False- I’ve read “The Shining,” “Cujo,” “Bag of Bones,” “Pet Sematary,” “Salem’s Lot” and some story collections.

TNP has severe allergies.

False, none that I’m aware of, although my daughter has been allergy tested and the results came back negative. The allergist said some people, like my daughter just react more strongly to seasonal changes. I think I might too.

TNP prefers online shopping to going to the mall or shop.

False, but it is more convenient, especially since Madame P. quit driving a few years back.

The Next Poster has a pet cat.

False. I’ve had two, one mostly-black and the other a gray tabby, both American shorthairs, but none at the moment.

TNP prefers dogs to cats.

True. Both are nice but dogs are better to bond with IMHO

The Next Poster has watched at least 60 seconds of Monty Python in the last two weeks.

False. Gads, I must go watch some as soon as possible. They’re coming to Netflix you know: all the episodes, all the movies. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
The Next Poster thinks John Cage’s 4’ 33" is a joke.

False. I think he thinks it’s a brilliant idea.

The next poster has bought something for a school fundraiser in the past year.

Yes, some books for a local Summer Reading Camp just this past Sunday.

TNP has worked at a summer camp.