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False, although I did go to one for several years.
The next player has a rubber band within arm’s reach right now.
True. A paper clip, a pen, and a piece of paper are all within reach too at this moment.
TNP did not receive a Valentine’s card this year
True. But I did get presents and lovin’s.
The Next Poster thinks Tony Bennett is overrated.
ETA: To late.
Re; Tony Bennett, True I guess. I don’t really know how he is rated, but I’ll agree it’s probably overrated. Most people are.
TNP has never been on a Native American reservation in the US.
I went to a casino once. Not sure if that counts.
TNP has definite name brand preferences where soy sauce is concerned and would probably not countenance buying a bottle of grocery store brand.
False. Whichever brand is cheapest is what goes in my fridge. It’s not something I care that much about and rarely use, and even the ‘low sodium’ stuff is way too salty for my taste. Now, if you wanna talk mayo…
TNP really likes most(not necessarily all) greens like spinach, collards, mustard, turnip, arugula, etc.
False. I can stand only a few greens, and greatly like none.
The next poster has a poster on the wall in the room s/he is reading this in.
False. Framed prints, but no posters.
The Next Poster has changed political parties at least once in his/her life.
False.
The next poster bought something today.
False, which is unusual, but I’m enjoying keeping my pennies in my pocket.
TNP has switched jobs in the past year.
False.
TNP doesn’t like his first name?
False. Martin’s a good name: not too unusual, not too common.
The Next Poster hopes to go somewhere sensational this summer.
True. There’s a town not far away we’re planning to visit that has lots of interesting historical sites.
The Next Poster has started at least one thread on this message board.
True. A few
TNP has already planned a summer vacation.
False. At least not beyond the ‘musing’ stage.
TNP has changed the oil of their own car at least once in their life
True. And once was enough. Not worth saving $2 to do it myself.
TNP has had a house fire at least once in her/his life that was serious enough that the fire department had to put it out.
False, I’m happy to say.
TNP hates jogging.
False, though I’d rather walk.
The Next Poster prefers mixed nuts to plain peanuts.
True, Peanuts are fine, but I’ll happily pick out all the pecans, cashews, and pistachios and leave the dregs for you 
TNP has stopped and aided a stranded driver.