False.
TNP has cried when they kicked their toe on something?
False. Screamed and cursed, maybe, but not cried.
The Next Poster has seen most of the Marvel Comics Universe movies.
Seen 'em all so far.
The next poster is that tenth dentist who does not recommend sugar free gum.
False. I am not a dentist.
The next poster has entered a contest in the past year.
True, I almost said false, then I remembered I completed a survey for a local grocery store because I could really wrap my head around $500 worth of free groceries. If I win, the dope will be the first to know, please do not hold your breath 
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TNP has tried at least one new dish in the past month.
True, Madame P. is a great cook, and a couple of weeks ago she made pasticio. Yum!
The Next Poster watched the Elton John Grammy Special.
False. He had a Grammy special?
The Next Poster feels strongly about folks typing out ‘The next poster’ as opposed to ‘TNP’
False. I have no preference
The N Poster can water ski with one ski. (slalom–that’s a funny looking word)
True, I suppose.
I mean, I have done so in the past as a younger man.
TNP has seen all three installments of Jeepers Creepers.
False. I rarely watch horror films.
The next poster is on Twitter.
False, I’m not on social media
TNP is left handed
False.
The next player has visited a library in the past week.
True, the school library is right across from our tech office.
The next player is going to a theater this weekend to see a movie.
False – the last movie I saw in a theater was Double Indemnity. (No, I’m not that old – our local movie house hosted a revival showing last summer.)
TNP has ridden an Amtrak train.
True. Many times (mostly Boston to DC corridor) It’s been awhile though. I’m up for another ride, if the opportunity arises.
TNP has flown on the Concorde.
False
TNP can’t sing.
False, I’ve sung in choirs, in plays and at weddings.
The Next Poster prefers the Boss to the King, musically speaking.
False, the King beats the Boss slightly for depth of repertoire. Besides which, neither can hold a candle to the Possum:)
TNP reads an average of at least two books per month.
Definitely. More like four (one a week).
TNP has personally known someone who was murdered.
True, a classmate of mine.
The next poster has contributed to a charity in memory of a loved one or friend.