False. I drive pretty much every day
TNP has a container of marbles somewhere deep within the recesses of their home.
Yes, and I’ve lost them!
No, just kidding.
TNP has danced in the past three days.
False
TNP has a child that ignores them half the time and talks their ear off the rest of the time.
True, Princess Pepperwinkle (age 36) either stays in her room quietly or is the source of nonstop chatter. I love her very much.
The Next Poster occasionally goes commando.
False
The next poster is monoligual (i.e, speaks/reads only one language).
True, although I wish I were slightly fluent in another.
TNP would rather cook than clean the house.
Very true. 'Tis better to make messes than mend them.
The next poster has trolled online before
Nope, never.
TNP checks Wikipedia at least once daily.
False. I need a reason to go. Maybe once or twice a month.
TNP sometimes puts on one sock, one shoe, then the other sock and the other shoe, instead of two socks then two shoes.
False. I always put socks on first and shoes only when I leave the house.
TNP believes talking at the movies should be a prosecutable offense.
Absolutely - that and using your cellphone for any reason once the lights go down.
TNP has been to NYC in the past year.
False, I’ve been once in my lifetime.
The Next Poster no longer cares about TV series season finale cliffhangers.
Generally true.
TNP is a fan of either Westworld or Game of Thrones, but not both.
False, I’ve never seen either one.
TNP likes to eat tomatoes fresh off the vine, no slicing needed.
Nope. I generally don’t like uncooked tomatoes. But in the interests of full disclosure I’ve never actually grabbed a tomato off the vine and chomped into it. Who knows, maybe I’d like it if I tried.
TNP has seen the movie ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ at least twice.
False. I have attempted to watch it a number of times, because everyone says it’s so great, but cannot make it through.
TNP has at least one link to a pornographic website.
False. I just type them in, I don’t need to keep links or bookmarks, got 'em memorized.
The next person has HBO.
Nope.
TNP has BO
:: sniffs ::
Nope.
TNP will go to sleep in the next hour.
The departmental meeting scheduled later this morning holds some potential for that outcome.
TNP still had a subscription to a dead tree newspaper as recently as 2008.