True; I still do, in fact.
TNP checks CNN.com with some regularity.
I don’t, but it CNN is the default channel in my office’s kitchen.
The next poster attends Awards Show parties where drinking games are played.
False, but it sounds fun.
TNP will watch at least some of the Harry ‘n’ Meghan royal wedding tomorrow.
HAAAAAAAHAAAAA! Um, false.
TNP has never owned a comic book in their life.
Twinge. False. As a youth I had hundreds of Silver Age DC & Marvel wonders.
The Next Poster practices martial arts.
False, although I should have.
TNP has a car with over 100,000 miles on it.
False. I’ve never even driven in my life.
TNP has witnessed a horrific car accident.
Not really, unless you count Russian dashcam videos on YouTube.
TNP has been hospitalized within the last 5 years.
False, I’ve only been hospitalized for a tonsillectomy when I was nine.
The Next Poster listens to F.M. radio.
True
TNP has used a slow cooker in the past month.
False. Instant Pot, yes; slow cooker, no.
TNP has taken a tub bath within the past year.
False, we only have a shower.
The Next Poster prefers Game of Thrones to Lord of the Rings.
Definitely false, although I love both for very different reasons.
TNP prefers Lewis to Tolkien.
Definitely. Give me Narnia any day.
TNP has never learned to touch type on a standard keyboard.
True.
The next player has been ninja’d on the Straight Dope in the past year.
Ha! Ninja’d!
In play:
False. The next player has at least one basket in the room they’re in right now.
If you count one of the waste baskets, true.
TNP’s cellphone has a red case.
False
TNP lives within an hour drive to a close relative’s house.
True.
TNP is not sure about the first and/or last name of one of their next-door neighbors.
True.
TNP has a lunch date for today.