False, but I can count the number of times on the fingers of one hand, minus the thumb.
The Next Poster thinks zoos are intrinsically cruel to animals.
False. That kind of thinking pushes us further down the slippery slope that leads to packs of newly-feral chihuahuas feasting on our children 
TNP likes banana sandwiches.
Extremely false. I hate banana anything (except fresh bananas).
TNP does not know what fowling is.
True. I thought it might be a baby wildfowl, it’s actually the hunting of wildfowl.
TNP has been in a small private plane, as pilot or passenger.
False, only commercial.
TNP did a load of laundry today.
False.
TNP has never driven a motorcycle.
Correct, although I’ve twice ridden on them behind skilled drivers (it was fun!).
TNP would like to learn to drive a motorcycle.
False. Let’s just say I’m risk averse.
TNP has never parachuted.
True, but I imagine it’s a fabulous feeling if you aren’t terrified.
TNP has eaten a sandwich sometime over this weekend.
True. I made myself an egg sandwich yesterday and it was delish.
The next poster thinks egg sandwiches are delish.
True, breakfast sandwiches, egg salad sandwiches, yum.
TNP has done woodworking, more than once.
True, but in the distant past. I have an unused router in the garage that I bought when I thought I wanted to get back into it.
TNP has not has a physical in more than a year.
True, I’m just about due for one.
TNP likes his or her physician.
True. He’s honest, competent, and generally on time.
TNP has never been admitted to a hospital.
False, but it wasn’t until I was in my late 50s. Cellulitis of the arm, needed IV antibiotics.
TNP could go for a cold beer right about now.
False, I’m a lifelong teetotaler. I could use a root or ginger beer though.
The Next Poster has not watched ESPN this year.
True. I’m not really a sports fan.
The next poster can see through a window without leaving the room.
True, I can look thru my back sliders from my patio to my kitchen.
TNP has had an extra sensory experience, or out of body experience or has seen a ghost.
True, I’m looking at the rain falling right now.
TNP watches at least one reality tv show.
False, I was responding to the post prior about looking out a window. As far as ESP, nope don’t have it
TNP, I’ll try this again, watches at least one reality tv show