False. I don’t want to sound like a snob (I watch my share of TV). But I don’t think I’ve ever watched even a segment of a reality show. Not my thing, I guess.
TNP has played tennis in the past year.
False, although I have played it -and enjoyed it - in the past.
TNP has never been inside at least one of his or her next door neighbor’s houses.
True now, I recently moved 3 months ago.(false when I was a kid, we lived next to my aunt and uncle.)
TNP has relatives(not their own children) living in the same town as him/her.
True. Cousin.
TNP has purposely driven by a school he attended in his youth within the past year.
False. Haven’t had the chance.
TNP is listening to the radio right now.
True. AM talk radio.
TNP averages at least two hours per day of watching moving images on a screen.
True. Generally either live sports or Netflix. Or both.
TNP has visited a library within the past month.
True, it was a few weeks ago and the first time in ages. I used to go at least every other week, I should get back in the habit, libraries are wonderful.
TNP is ordering out for lunch or dinner today.
False. Following a strict diet, no carry out for a while.
TNP likes to pore over maps randomly.
False. Haven’t really looked since GPS came about.
TNP has a serious allergy.
True. But pollen, long a problem for decades suddenly, as of last year, ceased to be a problem due to, I guess, local honey, Flonase, and sometimes Clariton. Seriously, sneezing fits and sinus pains are now rare. Cats used to be a big problem, I love ‘em, but now I keep a distance.
TNP thinks his/her dentist is recommending unnecessary procedures.
False.
TNP has never ordered lobster in a restaurant.
Never a whole one, no, but I have had various dishes that included lobster.
TNP has seen a blue lobster in person: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ywoBILd7ci8/Thyaqg6EiFI/AAAAAAAAAHw/Bvr8KF6M_ho/s1600/Blue+lobster+520a.jpg
False. Although, after looking at that picture, I now want to see one.
TNP has been to New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
False, been there several times, but never during Mardi Gras. Not sure I’d like the crowds.
TNP has attended a World Series game, a Super Bowl, or an NBA finals game (yes, I’m intentionally excluding Stanly Cup and whatever they do in soccer)
No, but my wife went to a World Series game, and my parents have been to several Super Bowls.
TNP would quickly sell a Super Bowl ticket for whatever money he or she could.
True (provided it was legal.)
The next player would pick up a penny on the sidewalk.
False. There’s no way to look good answering this. If you pick up the penny you’re a penny pinching miser and if you don’t you’re a lazy SOB. Call me lazy then, I think I let the penny go the last time I saw one.
TNP has done or tried a magic trick without cards (coin or rope or handkerchief or top hat, whatever.)
False, I enjoy watching magic, but not performing it.
TNP is the youngest of their siblings.
False.
TNP knows what Swaziland officially changed its name to.