True. Years later I still torture myself about it.
TNP didn’t date until after turning 16.
False, 14
TNP still has a landline.
False, not for a few years now.
TNP has climbed at least 2 flights of stairs today.
True. If you consider climbing (and descending) the same flight multiple times.
TNP has purchased a new car within the past year.
54 weeks ago as it happens. Horseshoes and hand grenades.
TNP has shook hands with at least one Presidential candidate.
No. There were some about in the 1980 election, but who wants to deal with crowds?
TNP has never played horseshoes by strict rules.
False. Love horseshoes, but it’s been a while.
TNP has jumped into water from the height of at least 10 feet.
True. At the lake off of a spillway, a rite of passage in the area
The next person can juggle.
False. (But my husband can.)
The next person has been (or is) a poll worker.
True, about 10-12 years ago. Boring work.
The Next Person is you.
True, although I cannot prove it.
TNP has been to a Farmer’s Market this year.
True. Two weeks ago, in fact.
The next sentient being consumed food that he or she grew themselves at some point within the last two years.
True, from my mostly failed tomato crop.
TNP is going to YAWWWN when he or she reads this post.
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I took a tired deep breath, not sure if that counts.
TNP is either retired, or would retire immediately if written a $2 million check on the spot.
True. I’m 60 and still do rewarding work but damn!, gimme that check! (I wouldn’t quibble if it was 1 million!)
TNP can recall watching and can name the old fictional 50s series that always began each episode with that week’s characters being handed a million dollar check.
False. I can name it (The Millionaire) but never watched it. (I was born in 1953, so I was a bit young for it.)
The Next Poster prefers regular M&Ms to peanut M&Ms.
False. I love them both equally.
TNP has/had (and has met) a relative who is more than 100 years old.
No, no I haven’t all the grand-this and great-thats passed when I was still young and so were they.
Some 80s and 90s in there but I’m pretty sure about the century mark.
TNP shoots eight-ball pool well.
True. I’d consider myself slightly above average.
TNP at one time owned a Members Only jacket.
True, and I really liked it, except for the epaulets.
TNP has played volleyball in the last six months.