True, My aunt’s TV antenna was struck by lightning, the exterior wall where the wires went through caught on fire, and the picture tube exploded (at the rear, thankfully) while my sister and I were watching it. So, the top of the antenna was maybe 30’ max from where I was.
TNP sometimes needs to speak in a pidgin dialect.
False, not ever.
TNP never uses the foreign language they were required to take in high school.
You betcha. It took me forever to learn to speak English clearly, and the speaking part of my French class was the only C I ever got.
TNP has never read the Bible.
False, I’ve read it straight through twice (King James and Revised Standard Version)
The next player changed a light bulb within the past week.
True. Three, in fact. One goes out, they all go out.
The Next Poster has never read the Koran.
True, mainly cause I’m not Muslim.
TNP has read the Tao te Ching (in any translation).
NO, but mymy girlfriend was a frequent reader.
Ahem, Mr. MM.
As Bon Jovi so eloquently put it: Whoa, we’re halfway there…
(ahem) TNP owns a wok.
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I used to but sold it last year in a garage sale.
TNP has never watched an episode of Mannix
I’ve seen parts of it, clips of it, ads for it. I know he jumps over the camera when he cases a perp and he deals out two fisted justice, but I have never actually seen an episode from beginning to end.
The next poster is a maniac, maniac on the floor.
True, and I dance just like I’ve never danced before.
TNP has never done “The Hustle”
True, and curse you for putting that song in my head,
TNP saw the actual broadcast of at least one episode of Soap
True, watched it regularly when it was current.
TNP can name the state whose 3 most populous cities all start with the same letter.
False, I just can’t do that.
TNP plays a mind game to go to sleep.
True, oh yea. A mantra or focus on a dot in the darkness.
TNP can name two Bobby Vinton songs at this moment.
True (I think): My Melody of Love and Blue Velvet (?)
TNP has, at some time, placed a penny on a railroad track.
True, when I was about 8. It got completely flattened.
TNP has taken a train ride of longer than 4 hours.
Probably true. It was around 4 hours, I think. In Alaska.
TNP has already made a comment today about the weather.