True. 34, if you count NE, which I only landed on in a plane and never walked around there.
TNP doesn’t give a hoot about what I just posted.
Wow, I think CC may have psychic powers. That’s uncanny. I mean I really don’t care.
TNP has multiple examples of no longer matching drinking glasses from partial sets. (due to attrition)
False. Pretty much all my glasses have several siblings.
TNP vividly remembers the details of him or her first learning about 9/11 (where you were, who you were with, who told you, what you first thought, etc.)
Very true
TNP learned some bad/sad news this past week.
True. My father in law passed away an hour ago
TNP has written an obituary
False. I have written a few retirement speeches, though.
TNP has written at least one short story as an adult (not as part of a school assignment).
True, and many of them have been published, mostly in children’s magazines.
The next player enjoys playing volleyball.
True, but at 64 I fear I’m past my prime.
The Next Player owns at least one of The Straight Dope books.
True. At least I did before we moved, I’m not sure if my wife threw them out.
TNP can name the Warner Brothers cartoon characters that correspond to rabbit, duck, cat , skunk, rooster.
I proudly boast that I own a first edition of the original Straight Dope, and all subsequent volumes.
TNP reads at least one specific comic strip every day.
I’m so sorry for your loss.
True. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Sylvester, Pepe le Pew, Foghorn Leghorn and I all read Pearls Before Swine daily.
Condolences also from me to Procrustus.
The Next Poster has a birthday in August.
Sorry Annie Xmas, my post was first
False. I don’t think that has ever been true for me. (didn’t want to leave this one lying there unanswered)
False.
TNP cannot state McHale’s first name from McHale’s Navy.
False, I even named a goldfish Commander Quentin. That’s how it was spelled in my mind when I was seven or eight and had never seen McHale’s full name in print. Besides, a goldfish never wears his name tag 
TNP watched Jeopardy! when it was hosted by Art Fleming.
Yes. I remember also in the ‘60s having a home Jeopardy game.
TNP can name (without Google) who was always in the center square in Hollywood Squares.
True (if it was Paul Lynde).
TNP has never ridden a bus to school.
True. But I had “bus watch duty” the first few years I was a teacher.
TNP doesn’t care at all that I was a teacher.
False, I’m a teacher.
TNP remembers their favorite and least favorite teacher from grade school.
True, Mrs. Jordan was a wonderful, caring and thorough teacher, Miss Barbara was a humorless bitch, and it’s always struck me as kinda funny that the young single teachers in my elementary school in the '60’s were referred to as “Miss First Name”, I don’t even know if I knew her last name.
TNP poster knows who Norma Jean Baker was without using Google, hint, she died the day I was born…