False, not in a very long time, actually.
TNP plays a sport.
If marathon walking is considered a sport, then yes. Otherwise, no.
TNP got into a major argument with a co-worker this month.
False.
The next player has a 26.2 or a 13.1 sticker on their vehicle.
False. Although I could fasten a 26.2 sticker on and it would be truth.
TNP can name at least 2 Canadian Football League teams.
True, there is the Roughriders and the Roughriders 
The next poster is gettin’ ready for some football!!!
False. The only time I get ready for some football is when The Pats are in the Super Bowl.
TNP is rooting for the Bosox to win the World Series.
Why would I root for the Sox when I can root, root, root for the Cubbies?
The next poster was ecstatic when the Cubs won the World Series in 2016.
False, this Jersey guy was ecstatic for the Mets in 69 and 86, but just happy for Cub fans (including my daughter in law), ecstatic no.
TNP has dropped a pants size with diet a/o exercise in the last year.
True. There’s even a thread about it.
TNP has not been inside a Wal Mart in at least a year.
False, I was in one yesterday. I love back-to-school supply sales.
The Next Poster has seen a black-and-white movie in a theater.
True, but not for a long time. I used to see a lot of classic movies in Shaffer Hall at the Johns Hopkins Homewood campus back in the '70s and '80s - Weekend Wonder Flicks.
TNP regularly watches black and white movies.
‘Regularly’ might imply more devotion than happens to be the case, but I wouldn’t disagree with ‘frequently’.
TNP would rather eat the best chili in Cincinnati than the best sushi in Tokyo
Yes, as long as it’s vegetarian chili. I would eat a steak before I’d touch sushi.
TNP heard an alarm go off this week.
True, an alarm clock and some random car alarms.
TNP prefers steak to seafood.
Hell yes!
TNP has never worn cargo shorts
Haven’t worn shorts in years. Legs too old-man gross for my self-image.
Plus: I don’t even know what “cargo” shorts are…So maybe I have?
TNP either is or used to be late to work quite often.
False! Late to work? I’m too time-obsessed. I’ve always been early, sometimes too early.
The Next Poster cannot name all three of the original Powerpuff Girls.
Got that right, Skippy. I’m working on mastering my shame in not knowing that, but I believe with the right medications and therapy I could eventually succeed.
TNP has never set foot in the state of Idaho
This is true. Although I did once literally cross the state line of Iowa, got out, stood on the soil, then immediately returned to Wisconsin.
TNP knows exactly how many U.S. states he or she has been to.
Nm