False, but I don’t think I’ve made even a half dozen over a lifetime.
TNP has an urn somewhere in their home
True, several, but none are very valuable and none, to my knowledge, are Grecian.
TNP has a bird feeder in their yard.
False. Had to take them down on accounta the dropped seeds were attracting rats.
TNP has changed a tire within the past year.
False. I’ve changed a tire once in my life, during Driver’s Ed in high school.
The next player has ridden a Segway.
True, I got that on my birthday as a present and zipped around Long Beach Island, NJ. It’s weird fun, and stupid looking all at once.
TNP has been to LBI, NJ.
I feel I asked too narrow a question. I’ll just say Long Beach Island is exactly it’s name, a long, skinny, beach, island, just off the Jersey Coast at the Shore. I’ve been there.
Unorthodox but I need uplift, I’ve just started treating with chemo. Cautiously optimistic but just starting.
TNP is a cancer survivor.
No, never had cancer and, knock wood, I never will.
TNP knocks on wood for luck at least weekly.
So much for uplift but it’s OK, met some other survivors. You better believe I knock wood though I pray ( and it’s a bit pagan for my spouse).
Ok let’s take it down a bit. TNP has owned a rabbit’s foot.
Yep, still do. It’s in a desk drawer right now and doesn’t look too bad for being about fifty years old.
TNP has found at least one four-leaf clover.
Yes, just one this year. I may have found as many as seven in my lifetime.
The Next Poster has ridden in a woodie station wagon.
Absolutely. As a young’un my family owned back-to-back nearly identical wood-sided red station wagons like this.
TNP has ridden in a convertible with the top down.
Only once, surprisingly, and only sort of, because it wasn’t a convertible but an unroofed Jeep through the Negev in Israel, a glorious and memorable trip.
TNP has made love in a car.
True, several times if by ‘love’ you mean hot, sweaty monkey sex with someone who I knew I would probably never see again. Ah, the seventies! 
TNP has sent a hand-written letter in the last year.
True. I write five of these a week.
The next player has made a pineapple upside-down cake at least once.
True. There is one on my kitchen counter right now. It’s so easy to make and delicious too! I make them often and sometimes use mango or peach slices in place of the pineapple for a change of pace.
TNP uses an electric razor.
False. As of Saturday my electric razor died and for the past two days I’ve used a plain ol’ razor and shaving cream
TNP has never owned an Ella Fitzgerald album
False. She’s spooky good. A perfectionist.
TNP discovered bebop or other jazz genre only later in life.
True. Yesterday I listened to Dave Brubeck for the first time while driving to and from work.
TNP can name at least 4 Neil Simon plays.
Brighton Beach Memoirs, The Good Doctor, The Sunshine Boys, The Odd Couple.
TNP’s favorite character in MASH was Colonel Potter
True, by a mule fritter.
TNP can name every member of each family of each house next door that lived there when TNP was a child.