False. But I have walked on a closed interstate.
TNP can competently ice skate, roller skate, or rollerblade.
False. Roller skating skills were my best but still limited decades ago, rollerblading and ice skating extremely poor, laughable even.
TNP is a decent snow skier and occasionally goes on ski vacations.
False. I’m a not very skilled cross country skier, and have never been downhill skiing
TNP has had a chocolate malt or shake in the last two weeks.
False, it’s probably been years, though I love shakes(not malts) and since you brought it up I’ll have to make a chocolate shake by this evening at the latest.
TNP has never used a tax preparation company like H & R Block, et al.
True, if I’m being precise. I use a CPA to do my taxes, not a “tax preparation company.”
TNP usually writes a check to the IRS in April (as opposed to getting a refund)
False. I always get a huge return, by design (and I know it’s not the smart way to go).
TNP has an old Tivo box laying around somewhere.
False, never owned one but would like to try the service someday.
TNP has never traveled outside his/her birth country.
True, the opportunity never arose. There are also so many places I want to go to right here in Texas, and in the US, that I won’t feel a loss for that. And now a passport is required just to walk over the bridge into Mexico, so I probably never will.
TNP eats some kind of seafood at least twice a week.
True, bagel and lox every Sunday, and tuna, salmon or some other fish (often at a restaurant) at least once the rest of the week.
TNP used to watch March of the Wooden Soldiers at Thanksgiving OR Wizard of Oz at Easter, onTV, multiple times, pre videotape or cable.
Wizard of Oz, yes. It was a big, annual event.
TNP has not literally touched a CD in over a year.
False. Played a CD maybe a month ago.
TNP has never eaten a Hostess Snowball
True and False. I’ve eaten the marshmallow fluff topping, but never the cake.
TNP has never read a Fifty Shades of Gray book or seen the movie.
True. I have avoided all of them like the plague.
The Next Poster has read The House with a Clock in its Walls by John Bellairs (now a major motion picture).
False, I haven’t read it.
TNP likes to read books that have a recurring character.
False, or rarely at least. More and more often I’ve been interested in biographies.
TNP would really enjoy a nice grilled cheese sandwich.
True, I really, really would. It’s been a long time since I had one, so today’s lunch looks like it just got planned.
TNP likes to make (note- making does not include removing the lid from a can or jar) soup from whatever is at hand.
True.
TNP has seen, or is planning to see, or wants to see “Hamilton”.
True. I want to see it.
TNP has never eaten a meal at a mall food court
False. It’s almost always pizza.
The next player has worked backstage at a professional or amateur play or musical.
True. I did several at a local community college. Never onstage though.
TNP loves frosting, but hates cake (or vice versa)