False, some friends took me to see it thirty-odd years ago. In my estimation it was about as enjoyable as getting a root canal sans novocaine.
TNP has seen a live stage play in the past year.
True, but I have a subscription to 7 plays (including ‘Hamilton’) over the next several months; the first one is in 2 weeks.
TNP was stung by a flying insect this summer.
False. I have never been stung by any flying insect.
The next player has gone into a post office within the past week.
False, but getting meds in a hospital this week has disrupted my routine, but I usually don’t go to a P.O. every week.
TNP has played “spin the bottle” at least once.
True, many moons ago.
TNP does a lot of work outside of their typical job requirements.
Yes, I am at work to do work and to do anything that gets it done.
TNP does volunteer work.
False.
TNP has worked on a crossword puzzle today or yesterday.
Nope, did a nice probability and algebra problem ( a dice puzzle) yesterday. Nerdy yes but ever since I was a kid, did math. Crosswords occasionally but not so much.
TNP has played poker in the last week.
False. The only card game I like is Euchre.
TNP poster watched at least 2 football games over the weekend.
True, the Texans lost and the Red Raiders won.
TNP plans to watch more than one baseball game this week.
I watch sports when one of my teams is doing well, said the lady from Boston. Go Red Sox.
TNP has at least one sports item on their bucket list.
No. Really I don’t.
TNP would refuse to watch a movie named “The Mask 3” starring Jim Carrey, even if offered $8 dollars to do so.
True, refusing would be my most likely response. If I can watch it on a DVD in my home and not be penalized for dozing off we can reconsider 
TNP drives, on average, more than 30,000 miles per year.
That was once true but not for several years now.
TNP enjoys listening to Pentatonix.
True. My 13 y.o. son turned me on to them a few months ago.
TNP enjoys vegetable gardening
Not quite. I enjoy having a vegetable garden. I really love just being able to go outside and pick a tomato for a sandwich. But the actual gardening? I’m glad my son-in-law enjoys it, 'cause it would never happen with me.
The Next Poster is dreading the onslaught of Fall seasonal allergies.
False, spring is worse for me.
The next poster is a fan of Phineas and Ferb.
Not a fan, no, but I liked seeing an episode or two back in the day when my boys watched it.
TNP would recognize Perry the Platypus if he or she saw him.
Sure, it wasn’t so many years ago my boy was watching that show.
TNP has driven faster than 100 mph on at least three separate occasions.
False. One bright moonlit night, on a straight and empty road, I got my car up to over 90, and that was scarily fast enough for me. If something had gone wrong I wouldn’t have had enough time to react.
TNP has driven on a closed speedway.