True or false

False. Never been, as a participant. Been years since I was on a jury.
TNP has had teenage criminal mischief records expunged.

False. I got into plenty of teenage mischief but never got busted.

TNP has had some chocolate today.

False so☹️, but have some French Silk ice cream in freezer so later tonite, ������

TNP has either vanilla or chocolate as favorite ice cream flavor.

True. People keep using “vanilla” to mean “bland” and that’s insane. Vanilla is pure deliciousness.

TNP is an above-average dancer.

Very false, but I’m right there with you on the vanilla thing.

TNP drinks coffee past noon.

True. My name is Annie and I am a caffeine junkie.

TNP has never owned a new car.

True. I’ve had a license for 38 years and during that time the newest car I ever owned was three years old.

TNP has at least one actual Tupperware brand plastic container somewhere in their kitchen.

True. It was a wedding gift. One of my guests was a Tupperware consultant.

The next player has ridden in a helicopter.

True! My one and only ride was over the Grand Canyon.
TNP has a fear of flying.

False. Assuming the flight is smooth, I like flying.

TNP knows an airplane pilot.

False.

TNP can name the fictional address of a TV family.

True, without thinking about it I know that the Munsters lived at 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Mockingbird Heights, and the Bunkers lived at 704 Hauser Street, Queens, NY, NY.

TNP knows, without googling, what The Alan Brady Show was.

True. And I’m cracking up because the Munsters and the Bunkers are the only 2 addresses I know. Wait, it just occurred to me that the Petries live on Bonny Meadow Lane, not sure of the number, though.

TNP knows what city the Petrie’s lived in AND they know Ritchie’s middle name.

True, they live in New Rochelle, NY and Ritchie’s middle name is Rosebud, but I did not remember Bonnie Meadow Lane. ROSEBUD is a combination of the initials of his grandparents and great-grandparents(I guess the living ones?). I even remembered what most of the letters stood for, then looked it up to make sure. I knew Robert, Oscar, Sam, didn’t know but correctly guessed Edward, knew Benjamin and Ulysses, and incorrectly guessed Douglas - it was David

TNP has eaten something pumpkin flavored in the past week.

Pumpkin pie, flavored with actual pumpkin.
The Next Poster knows a member of the Alt-Right.

False. I’ve heard of some joker named Steve Bannon but who hasn’t?

TNP had been to, or knows someone who had been to, the Woodstock music festival.

Tue. I was there.

The next poster has never owned a vinyl record.

False. I still own pretty much every album I’ve ever owned, somewhere around 1500.

TNP can play Chopsticks on the piano, but virtually nothing else.

False. It’s “Heart and Soul” that I can play on the piano, and virtually nothing else. (And just the right hand part.)

The next player has never jumped off of a diving board.

False. I do it just about every summer.

TNP has a favorite Coen Bros. movie.