False. I get to eat candy corn (only time of year I do so) and see my niece in a cute costume.
TNP eats candy corn.
True. It’s something of a Halloween and Thanksgiving tradition.
TNP has seriously considered changing their dog/cat’s diet due to excess flatulence.
No, fortunately, that’s never been an issue (Have you seen this kids’ book?: https://www.amazon.com/Walter-Farting-Dog-William-Kotzwinkle/dp/1583940537/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1520877504&sr=1-1&keywords=walter+the+farting+dog). My eldest son’s burping, though…
TNP has a child who burps an awful lot.
False, the Princess only burps a normal amount, and tries to be discrete about it.
The Very Next Poster is punctilious about punctuation.
True, and is not discreet about it.
The next poster will be obsessively watching the NCAA “March Madness” for the next few weeks.
False, I’ll tune in a little bit
The next poster would rather stay home then go away on vacation.
False. We only go on vacation once every couple of years or so, and I’m always ready to gafiate. (SciFi/Fantasy Convention slang for “Getting Away From It All”.)
The Next Lucky Poster has won over $100 at one time! (Or a prize worth that much)
Yes, I won a coupla hundred dollars in a Super Bowl pool in my teens.
TNP buys lottery tickets pretty regularly.
True. Very, very true.
The next poster has never gambled in Reno, Nevada.
So true, never even been to Nevada
Next person priotitizes their grooming
True enough. I shower every day but I’m not hardcore about my hair, beard, or smelling good.
The next person eats peas and honey.
“I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on my knife.”
False, though. Bleh.
The Next Person performed in a play as a child.
In 5th grade I was Rumplestiltskin.
The next person has never seen an epiosde of The Big Bang Theory
False. I’ve seen many, but by no means all.
TNP was both surprised and saddened to learn that Stephen Hawking has died.
Not surprised but saddened. He was 76 and always in frail health, after all.
The Next Poster has brown eyes.
True!
TNP has blue eyes.
True.
The next poster is smarter than the average bear.
I do floss regularly and also have a friend visiting from Cebu!
The next person masturbates on Tuesday afternoons.
Not as a general rule, no. I consider myself on no fixed schedule for such things.
TNP has spoken to a famous actress.
False. for some reason my brushes with celebrity have all been males.
TNP’s favorite characters on the Muppet Show were the two old hecklers in the balcony