True, Seinfeld.
TNP is wearing only his/her underwear.
False, but thanks for asking.
TNP has, at this moment, a cup of coffee within arms reach.
This time of day. Always.
TNP has changed residences in 2018.
No, I haven’t moved since 1995.
TNP has watched all Star Trek movies.
Repeatedly, I wouldn’t say I’m obsessive over it but I probably watch all of them every year.
TNP agrees with me that ST: The Motion Picture (1979) is unfairly maligned.
To some extent. The germ of the story is fine from my standpoint. Where I can’t disagree with the critics, though, is in how there is soooo much filler on screen (e.g. seems like a quarter of the movie is long panning scenes of the Enterprise and V-GER).
TNP is old enough to have watched the show ‘St. Elsewhere’ but never bothered to watch a single episode.
True
TNP loved watching “Full House” every week
False, I have never watched Full House.
TNP has at least one show that’s “appointment viewing”; which means you watch it when at the time it’s broadcast.
False. Can’t remember the last show that fit that description.
TNP currently needs either dental work, an eye exam, or a colonoscopy.
False. I just got lower dentures last October, new glasses last July, and I’m not due for a colonoscopy again until 2012. I can relax now.
The Next Poster watched the President’s Oval Office Address on Tuesday night.
Nope. I am so proud of myself too for resisting.
TNP would rather listen to Thelonious Monk’s Lulu’s Back in Town than anything by Pitbull
Probably true. Never heard Thelonious Monk’s version but used to listen to Leon Redbone’s mushmouthed version of the song on LP many moons ago. (Pitbull on the other hand, is he a rapper? No thanks.)
TNP knows of Thelonious Monk and what type of music he’s known for, without looking it up.
You bet. I’ve even got a couple albums.
TNP has a shirt/blouse that they can’t wear but hate to get rid of.
True. I’ll get into 'em again! 
TNP has a book on his or her nightstand.
Uh, I hate to break it to you prof, but you’re 7 years overdue!
False. I have seven books on top of my nightstand. I pick up a different one each night to read before going to sleep depending on my mood that evening.
TNP can truthfully make the following statement: “I drank beer with my friends. Almost everyone did. Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes, others did. I liked beer. I still like beer. But I did not drink beer to the point of blacking out, and I never sexually assaulted anyone.”
False. I lost consciousness on many occasions and have no memory of certain incidents that other people told me about.
TNP will watch the Super Bowl, maybe even attend a Super Bowl party, but really doesn’t give a fuck.
Yes, but only if New England is in it. Go, Pats
TNP did nothing for the New Year
Pretty much.
TNP thinks the commercials that air during the Superbowl never live up to all the hype and expectation.
False. I think they’re pretty good…effective. I don’t buy into hype, don’t expect a lot.
TNP has come to the awareness that s/he hasn’t seen an unbiased newscast in a long, long time.
Absolutely true. I would love for a newscast that simply tells me the news.
TNP is enjoying a not-much-to-do Sunday.