I am indeed, but my son-in-law, alas, had to go into work to fix leaking toilets. It’s not his job (he teaches) but it’s part of other duties as assigned. The snow wasn’t as bad as predicted, which is a little help.
The Next Poster has attended a major awards ceremony (Oscar, Tony, Grammy, Emmy or Golden Globes).
False, and I usually don’t watch them either.
TNP hasn’t had any major snow yet this winter.
True, and I have frequently commented on it.
TNP can make a pretty good omelette.
While I have made some pretty good omelettes if I say so myself, I can’t claim to able to do so on command with dependable regularity.
TNP would, if asked to rate their general cooking skills on a scale from 1 to 10, at 6 or above.
Probably true. I can do amazing things with a hot plate, microwave, and toaster oven.
TNP likes candy… a little too much.
True, but since I’m diabetic, I limit my candy intake to VERY small quantities, if at all.
TNP drives his car more than ten miles a day.
False, I don’t drive.
TNP posted on computer BBS’s back in the 1990’s.
Oh so true. And played lots of door games.
TNP has never TP’d a house.
Yard, not house.
True. Did a lot of stupid, borderline illegal acts, but never that.
TNP is fluent in net speak.