False. No holes I wasn’t born with.
TNP has been driven nuts by their child’s obsession with a kids’ tv character (Barney, Elmo, or the like).
No, even though our boys had various characters they liked, it never became an obsession, and never drove me nuts.
TNP has seen a female urinal in a public place (a “Did you know…” Wiki article today: Female urinal - Wikipedia)
False. I…a…no. Shouldn’t there be partitions?
The next poster thinks they are the first on their block to use Poo Pourri.
False. It may be a real product. It may work. It’s a horrible name.
The Next Poster remembers the days when we had to lick postage stamps.
True. I am old. I have licked stamps.
TNP can remember when personal computers did not exist.
True. And as a kid I dried out my tongue helping the volunteer fire department send out mailers. Hazing, I suppose, but only after quite a few stamps had been licked did someone mention using a sponge to wet the stamp and envelope.
TNP gets bladder shy in public restrooms when someone else enters a neighboring stall.
False. When I gotta go, I gotta go.
TNP has heard a coyote howling within the last year.
False.
TNP has ridden a horse (or pony) at least once.
True. Madame P. has a good friend with a farm, and we’ve ridden her horses on numerous occasions. I’m still no good at it, though.
The Next Poster does not enjoy progressive jazz.
True. I mean, I *want *to enjoy it. I just never really do.
TNP has never been hospitalized.
False. Hospitalized a couple years ago due to GI bleed.
TNP does not have a valid passport.
True. A passport has never been an issue travelling to Canada and all the other world travel I’ve been involved with occurred on deployment while in the military.
TNP has never bowdlerized a statement in the presence of children, gosh darnit!
False. You’d be surprised at how strong “Rats!” can sound.
TNP has ridden a donkey at some point in his or her life.
False. Though once I rode a camel.
TNP has ridden a camel or elephant at least once.
False. I’ve ridden a horse and a mule.
TNP played a musical instrument when much younger; now couldn’t even play a scale on it.
False, I’ve never played an instrument
TNP really hates pina coladas and taking walks in the rain
False, I guess. I have no opinion on piña coladas and don’t mind taking walks in the rain, if I can be assured of a big towel and dry clothes immediately afterwards.
TNP is not into yoga and has half a brain.
True. The other half of my brain, however, is not particularly fond of pina coladas
TNP has dropped a small object from a very great height (e.g. a penny off a suspension bridge or a paper airplane off the Eiffel Tower or the Grand Canyon) just to see what would happen
False. Well maybe spitting from a window or cliff.
The next person hopes to be able to listen in during their funeral.
False, when I’m done, I’m done
TNP hates getting haircuts.