C’mon … #500 … right here … you know you want to …
But…
But I…
I was saving it for…
I mean, I was going to…
sigh Damn, Euty, you tempted me into it.
Never could resist those in authority! 
Post 500, right here and now! Let the festivities begin!
Woo hoo! I did it! Seduced another one!
:: carving another notch on the belt ::
Happy 500, TrueP…watch out for that harem monger.
sigh Just another notch on someones belt. That’s all I’m destined to be. Not a virtual anything to anyone, just a notch.
Thanks for the well-wishes, elelle, and I will watch out. Heck, maybe I’ll start a harem of wonderful Doper guys of my own! I’ll just have to be real picky on who I choose. I’m not an easy lady to please! 
Well, damn, Euty, why didn’t you try to seduce ME into MY 500th post? Huh? You’re just discriminating against me and my Y chromosome, aren’t ya! That’s it, isn’t it!
Oh, and happy 500th to True Pisces, who deserved seduction at the hands of Euty much more than I. What with me being straight and all.
Still…<whistful sigh> He’s so dreeeeamy…
Congratulations, TruePisces!!!
I don’t know you well, but your goodness shines through.
I hope you stick around for another few thousand or so!
Scotti
Yes, very good True Pisces from a true cancerian
Euty?
Throwing a post party?
:::scratching head in puzzlement:::
Oh well! Couldn’t have picked a better one to throw it for! Congrats, TruePisces!
Congrats True Pisces.
Another post wiser. Not just another notch. I can offer Virtual friendhsip if that’s what you want?
Congrats, TP. Here’s the pizza and obligatory “box o’ wine”. I’m right here with ya, hon
I thought all you mods were against this post party thing? Well, seeing as you’re not, my 300th is approaching…and I love surprise parties…but no pressure or anything!
BTW, congrats TruePisces!
Damn Euty, your slick. This must be why all the girls go wild for you.
Happy 500 TrueP!
Euty, with all the ladies you seduce, you probably need a new belt.
Congrats TruePisces! And here’s hoping for many posts to come.
[Perk!]
Volunteers for TruePisces’ harem 
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Happy 500!!!
Euty throws a post part?!!
Guess I’ll be posting smilies before the day’s out.
blush You got it! You are now officially the first member of my harem! Any more volunteers??!!!
dpr - You’ve got yourself a virtual friend! Unless you wanna try for a real one instead?
ChiefScott - I think if that were to happen, I’ll be convinced that this is nothing but a crazy dream!
As for everyone else… blush Thank you! I am hoping for lots and lots more posts to come. I just can’t guarantee the next 500 are going to come as quickly as the last. You know, as you get older, you try to take things a little slower…
congratulations
TruePisces-on the post cont
Euty - the initiation of yet anoher post party
CiefScott - declaring all principles actually negotiable
myself - for being brave enough to apply for a position on TP’s harem!!!
Tweren’t nothin’. If I didn’t have so many great people to talk to here, I never would have gotten here in the first place!
Application accepted. I’ve already had first hand knowledge of your… talents.
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Congrats, my friend!