Please welcome the newbie

A good friend of mine just signed on today. Please welcome TruePisces, who, despite being a Floridian, can count. Please treat her with the usual respect given newbies (i.e. none…). Please note, she HAS been warned about you people. I told her this was maybe the biggest bunch of flirts on the net. I don’t know if she signed on DESPITE that, or BECAUSE of it.

I just want you to know, I do not start threads often. This one, my post #666 (feeling devilish today), and my #1000 (Santa's here (sit on his lap)). You probably should register with Crunchy Frog's newbie thread, so he can say "Bite me, Newbie", and some like the initiation thread.

Welcome aboard. Let the bacchanalia begin. What are you drinking? (you must have been to come here)

Welcome TruePisces.
~Lisa

Welcome, TruePisces!

I hope you enjoy your stay here. Read “About This Message Board” (ATMB) to get started, or just ask folks here. Most of them are nice … well, on second thought, maybe just ask me. I’ll help. :wink:

LNM, I’d love a bottle of Sam Adams. Thanks!

~a true Capricorn

Welcome, TruePisces!

hands them a casserole and a welfish hug

Welcome.

::tips hat::

Welcome aboard(s) TruePisces!

Don’t ask about felching or ask people to flame you.

Esprix and Matt have a contest to see who can flirt the most.

Steve, thank you for coming. We have it on draft. Let me pull you a pint.

:: passes Steve a drink ::

How he managed to talk me into this, I’ll never guess… but he did and I’m here and ready for the time of my life. Of course, I’ll have to be VERY careful to stay on LNM’s good side because he knows all the blackmail stories to tell… Now where was that ducktape again?

Yes, I AM from Florida… but please don’t hold that against me. I have about as much contempt for many of my fellow statemates as the rest of the country… Just remember, I’m a transplanted New Yorker. (Does this make things better, or worse?)

Now I think I’ll shut up before I stick foot in mouth even further and let you all know what a total and complete nutjob I am.

TruePisces

TruePices, I must ask you three things before ye may travel on here…

  1. What kind of towel do you have?
  2. What is your favorite color.
  3. Did you bring the proper tribute to the lords and ladies of this MB?

TruePices, I must ask you three things before ye may travel on here…

  1. What kind of towel do you have?
  2. What is your favorite color.
  3. Did you bring the proper tribute to the lords and ladies of this MB?

Hmmm… Things I’d not thought much about…

  1. Big fluffy green one. Covers me from head to toe. Lots of good uses, especially when traveling

  2. Today it’s Blue. Tomorrow… well, we’ll just have to see what tomorrow brings, won’t we

  3. What ever you shall ask, I shall do my best to provide. I try to be as accomidating as possible.

Anything else I can answer while I’m thinking?

(By the way, LNM, can you pass me a vodka & coke? I’m in need of some sustaining, I think)

Yes, they will make SF references here, so you better know where your towel is at. We can get rather esoteric. I had a minor discussion in Norse mythology today.

You also evidently recall what the contractors were handing out… :: Stoli and coke to TP::

You have nearly as much blackmail material on me as I have on you. I knew that when I invited you. Just recall the old MAD doctrine (was that McNamara?)

 Oh, and that's ducTtape. Dire Wolf will let you know.

 As far as being a nutjob, that's assumed. They just looked at your host.

Welcome aboard, TruePisces!

Hope you enjoy your stay, and may it be a long one…

Scotti

You can tell I need some more sleep, I read your user name as true pieces. It didn’t register until I looked at it for the third time . :wink: Welcome aboard real fish ;), have fun and it is addictive :wink:

I think I need to cut back on the smilies…

Welcome aboard, TruePisces! :slight_smile:

Robin

Welcome to the sticky-web that is Strait Dope Message Board :wink:

Hi TP!!! :slight_smile: Pop Quiz
How old are you?
WHat is your favorite SF book?
Favotite book (if different)?
Favorite Author and why?
How much dirt you DO you have on LNM?
favorite commercial?
how many licks to the center of a tootsie roll lollypop?
How do you kill evil Nazi Groundhogs?
Give a summery of WallyM7’s experience with a hamster.
How many bumps are on Osip’s bedroom ceiling?
What is Coldfires favorite canadian rock band?
What is the signifigance of May 5th in the Netherlands?

feel free to use the search engine or RL experiments to gather this knowledge.

As always,
Osip

:waves at TruePisces:
Welcome to the SDMB. :slight_smile:

I used to get rather esoteric. I used to get minor discussions on Norse mythology, too. But my family surgeon cleared all that up with an outpatient procedure.
Astrology is a break on the advancement of human knowledge, & is a tool of the superstitious used to darken the lights of Science.

I’m a Pisces, too. :slight_smile:
And a were-hamster.

But, that’s another story.