Welcome a newbie

In view of the warmth with which this board received True Pisces, I have been asked to intro another newbie.

 Well, let me intro someone from the Great White North,

Scralden. Please say hello (or, in the case of Crunchy, Bite me, newbie)

Welcome, Scralden! Drop your coat off in the back bedroom and get yourself something to eat. There’s chips and dip in the living room and a cold keg on the back deck. Don’t forget to sign up for the darts tournament.

Your screen name is the story of my artistic career. First I scral a picture, den I hangs it up on the fridge. :smiley:

TACKLE-HUG!!!

About time you got around to doing this! Could you do me a favor, dear, and grab me something to drink? I’ll be sitting over here on the couch, munching on some chips and chatting with anyone that happens to come by…

TruePisces

Scralden!!!

Welcome to the sum total of all intelligence and humor. Now bite Cruchy. Frogs taste good.

(happening by TruePisces)

So, what’s your sign?

Welcome, newbie! :smiley:

Welcome Scralden!!

May I direct you to this thread for a warm welcome by the Boards very own Crunchy Frog

Thanks for the thread LNM,

Be careful with those Tackle-Hugs TruePisces
you’ll make me spill your Vodka and Coke and LNM’s
beer.

Known this pair for 2 years

I will delurk,
I will spellcheck my posts,
I will provide cites,
I will not go insanely seeking revenge.

Especially when I didn’t tell him my UserName until
last night. :o I’ll just keep these 5 pages of Pit rant
material though, I’m sure they’ll come in handy at some
point.

I was able to shock TruePisces! That’s not much of a brag
now, but one day I might make it my sig. :smiley:

Have fun!

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Why do you think I waited until AFTER I Tackle-hugged you to ask you to get me my drink, hmmm???

Scralden, you PROMISED me… no revenge! Now throw those 5 pages out immediately!!!

If it’s not much of a brag, why did you run screaming around the chat room about it for 20 minutes after you did it, hmm?

I’m never going to let you shock me again. There’s still a few people out there who haven’t.

What do you want it to be? :wink:

TruePisces

Why don't you shock Scralden in return?

::hands True Pisces cattle prod::

What’s a Scralden?

And why do all the newbies have to bite Crunchy?
Let the newbies bite another doper, it’s someone else’s turn don’t you think? :wink:

(in his best secure-in-my-masculinity-and-unsure-of-TPs-gender-but-willing-to-take-a-leap voice)

How does “Merge Ahead” sound?
And Scralden, howzitgoin? Which way to that cold keg?

Welcome newbie. Enjoy yourself…but not too mich.

looks down at self to make sure Yep, Fem.

looks above head to check sign And I guess “Merge Ahead” is one of the signs sitting there, too. Works for me! :slight_smile:

TruePisces

I trust your judgement, but would you like a second opinion? :wink:

::merging::

Soooo… TruePisces, are you… seeing anybody?

No.

UncleBill, I’m doing fine.
In my experience, if you’re looking for water follow a camel, If you’re looking for beer follow Lurkernomore.

I will not seek revenge… I promised TruePisces…

It’s not much to brag about NOW, but wait 'til
they get to know you better. :wink:

Excellent advice, O wise one.

True, honey (can I call you True?) can I get you a refill on that Vodka Coke? I’ll be back in a flash.

::heads back to porch for a draught beer::

They must bite me because I am so damn crunchy. I stay crunchy in milk (and as we learned at the St Louis MoDope Fest - I stay crunchy in Coke, too)

And TruePisces, funny, I don’t recall seeing your name in the Welcome Wagon thread. I advise any newbies going there to read the rules on the first page so you know it’s all meant in fun - just some harmeless teasing. If you read the posts you’ll see as much of my self-depricating humor as there is of my sarcastic humor aimed at the newbies. Remember it’s all tongue-in-cheek, so don’t take it too seriously.

The link is in my sig.

I’ll take as many opinions as it takes to set the record straight. :wink:

wide eyed innocent look I see you.

Seriously, I’m not seeing anyone, though I’m currently exploring the possibility with someone who’s desire to flirt is only matched by my own…

Please? And thank you.

lurker, honey, you prom… No, wait, you DIDN’T promise… But that doesn’t mean I’m letting you out of your promise, Scralden! I’ll just have to bat my beautiful blues in hopes to make lurker behave, too.

hangs head in shame I really HAVE been meaning to get there… Tonight, I promise. slinks quickly off to Crunchy’s thread so she can return back here to continue in the fun

TruePisces