Welcome, Scralden! Drop your coat off in the back bedroom and get yourself something to eat. There’s chips and dip in the living room and a cold keg on the back deck. Don’t forget to sign up for the darts tournament.
Your screen name is the story of my artistic career. First I scral a picture, den I hangs it up on the fridge.
About time you got around to doing this! Could you do me a favor, dear, and grab me something to drink? I’ll be sitting over here on the couch, munching on some chips and chatting with anyone that happens to come by…
Be careful with those Tackle-Hugs TruePisces
you’ll make me spill your Vodka and Coke and LNM’s
beer.
Known this pair for 2 years
I will delurk,
I will spellcheck my posts,
I will provide cites,
I will not go insanely seeking revenge.
Especially when I didn’t tell him my UserName until
last night. :o I’ll just keep these 5 pages of Pit rant
material though, I’m sure they’ll come in handy at some
point.
I was able to shock TruePisces! That’s not much of a brag
now, but one day I might make it my sig.
They must bite me because I am so damn crunchy. I stay crunchy in milk (and as we learned at the St Louis MoDope Fest - I stay crunchy in Coke, too)
And TruePisces, funny, I don’t recall seeing your name in the Welcome Wagon thread. I advise any newbies going there to read the rules on the first page so you know it’s all meant in fun - just some harmeless teasing. If you read the posts you’ll see as much of my self-depricating humor as there is of my sarcastic humor aimed at the newbies. Remember it’s all tongue-in-cheek, so don’t take it too seriously.
I’ll take as many opinions as it takes to set the record straight.
wide eyed innocent look I see you.
Seriously, I’m not seeing anyone, though I’m currently exploring the possibility with someone who’s desire to flirt is only matched by my own…
Please? And thank you.
lurker, honey, you prom… No, wait, you DIDN’T promise… But that doesn’t mean I’m letting you out of your promise, Scralden! I’ll just have to bat my beautiful blues in hopes to make lurker behave, too.
hangs head in shame I really HAVE been meaning to get there… Tonight, I promise. slinks quickly off to Crunchy’s thread so she can return back here to continue in the fun