One last round before I head to bed… (I wasn’t gonna do this, I was just gonna go to bed, but I have a feeling that will only make things WORSE in the morning instead of better…) So…
Bring everything you’ve got. You never know just what you’ll need. My exams are always a surprise.
Oh, I dunno. I think it’s more about the person using it than it is about the object itself… I mean, it’s not like I can just set it there and have my fun… It’s the skill of the person on the controls…
Oh, most definitely response-worthy. And I’m glad you finally made it in. I was wondering where you’d gone off to… Thought maybe we hadn’t timed things right one time too many, and you decided to give up on me.
I guess I’m going to have to go a long way to make that up to you. Maybe some one on one tutoring in my private office? 
And in answer to your question… I dunno… you tell me. 
[sub]Now I’m REALLY going to bed. I promise I’ll get all responses in the morning, so don’t anyone think I’m running away from you. I’m just TIRED!!![/sub]
Give up? Me? Never! 
Umm…err…
OK! :gulp:
Jeez, could I be any more tongue-tied? :slaps self in face:
Pretty darn good, from where I sit…
Down here on the floor…
In front of your chair…
TP!!! You’re not wearing underwear! [sub]Nice skirt, by the way.[/sub]
So, what’s the punishment for looking up your professor’s skirt, anyway? [sub]And when do I get it?[/sub]
I do so love surprises! :Verrain saunters into the office with a sensual smile and small leather case.:
Now if only there was someplace you could order that by mail.
moi makes her move to the head of the class…breezes past TP and snags her keys while she’s occupied with Lindy…unlocks the headmistress’ office and slips in…eyes widen at the displays on the nearby bookshelf
Um, I think I’ll go the Q&A route (we can always change it to the T&A route later, right?) for now. After all, it’s this pesky RL stuff that’s bothering me. So too questions for now.
Question #1) Somebody mentioned the following flirt progression: eye contact -> smile -> go up and lay on the charm. Now, I can look at people, and smile at 'em even, but once it’s time to make my move, I’m paralyzed by a sudden, irrational and, well, paralyzing fear. Consider it extreme stagefright. How do I get rid of that?
Question #2) ::points:: What the hell is that and where is it supposed to go?
Er… ::Points::
There is a saying----a good man is hard to find…or is it the other way around? Hmmm. What do you think?
I think that both are absolutely true. Would you care to retire so we can do a little more reasearch on the toipc and figure out which one is better?
::slipping off the bookshelf::
Glad you like it! Now you can look, but you must touch! House rules!
I think we’ll get along FAMOUSLY (like Tommy Lee and Pamela!)
I just love research----one learns so much…
What else could we become famous for?
Err, both! Especially, how the hell do you initiate the flirt as opposed to merely flirting back? gets out his notebook and gazes intently at the more experienced flirters (well, mostly the female ones it’s true :)), waiting for any peals of wisdom that might might drift his way
I’m also waiting to see if there’s a good answer to KKBattousai’s stagefright question.
:: wanders in from the coffeeshop and looks around the class ::
Don’t forget, class. Hands on research is the best way to learn!
Perhaps you’ve heard of Romeo and Juliet? Antony and Cleopatra? Puppy love compared to the passion and lust we could feel and display for all the world to amaze at. Old women would weep at our desire for one another, remembering the love of their lives. Traffic would stop, and the poeple would stare, in wonderment at the depth of our committment, the strength of our bonds, and the gaze we hold only for one another.
We could be famous for THAT!
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*Originally posted by KKBattousai *
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Actually KK, admitting you’re nervous isn’t a bad thing.
“I’ve been sitting over there trying to work up the nerve to come over here and talk to you. Kinda silly, huh?”
[sub]Sort of how I’ve been watching this thread for the past few days.[/sub]
I used to try making a joke to iniate a flirt but that never seemed to work out well for me. Unless, it’s an obvious sorry attempt like “Wow, you have nice eyes, are you a model?”, but I’ve only use this line on men. The key is to initiate conversation. Mindless banter, stimulating intercourse, anything. You will make an ass out of yourself at times, yes, but not all the time. And the times you don’t more than make up for your mistakes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I find shy, somewhat inept men to be charming in anaive sort of way. As long as they are only being themselves. With that said…
Hi.
Imagine them in their underwear.