Care to join us? Or would you rather wait and be next? And maybe put that notepad down for a sec, they give NASTY papercuts!
You need to practice ordering things by mail?
I discovered this interesting item recently - how do you experienced people think it ranks vs the pussy snorkel as a flirting aid/conversation piece/icebreaker?
Or should I not produce it until I have got to know the young lady better?
Should I discuss it beforehand or spring it on her as a surprise?
Your input would be appreciated.
Oh. My. blushes
I think I’ll just let two pros go at it. I mean, I haven’t even passed my oral exams. fidgets and looks at hardygrrl with a shy smile before heading back out to the main room, softly closing the door behind her
Well, Cyn, looks like Uncle Bill’s offer of the love for the ages comes with the coda “or at least until a pretty girl crosses her legs at me and winks”. I’ll give him this, tho. The old ladies ARE staring.
Now I, OTOH, promise to scoop the stars from the night sky to fily your eyes, capture a moonbeam of joy to fill your heart, and us a delicate shaft of sunlight to set every nerve ending aflame with passion. Interested?
Well, naturally, the first test will be the visual inspection of the material. Now, taken as a whole[sup]snicker![/sup] the material looks good from here. But to make a truly informed decision, I’m going to need to examine the salient (but obviously not saline) points from a much closer perspective. Lacking the opportunity to perform a live inspection, I’ll just make you aware that have a large, high resolution computer screen. It should almost be able to fit the material in question.
[sub]…and GET that pencil OUTTA here! I NEVER engage in written tests. I’m much more into the other kind.
'sides, I’m fully aware that you work other implements MUCH better than you work a pencil.[/sub]
woo-HOO! Made the teacher blush. Does that earn me extra credit?
I don’t want the rest of the class to think I’m sucking up to you (even though that DOES sound like fun - hmmm, maybe that’s what your office is for?), but I AM going to try for some extra credit:
:: Pulls out his wallet and presents a card.::
Ma’am, as you can see, I’m a fully licensed and qualified diver, and I also give snorkling instrucion. Allow me to offer you a full demonstration. And remember our motto - Divers go down better!
Well, I’m learning a lot. If only all men were as clever as those on the board, I wouldn’t be as well-rested as I am, damn it all.
I’m not a pro, I am only a volunteer. Taking payments would violate my membership criteria for the National Association of Flirters.
And before closing that door, dear moi, flash me that shy smile once again? I ADORE shy smiles! Oral Exams can be arranged post haste!
Wanna work out to the point of physical exhaustion? We’ll sleep better that way!
Not yet…
I mean, talk to me like that and I’ll follow you anywhere.
:gets up and follows TP into her office:
Hey, what’s that for?
How am I supposed to resist being filled with such lovely things? I smile upon you. I anticipate.
Well, hello there, did you know the constructon crew’s been really busy creating offices for all the new instructors TP keeps deputizing… would you like to see how I decorated mine?
I’ve always been partial to soft leather, lots of pillows and a nice firm futon for when you need to strech out a bit.
-Doug
making eye contact
[sub]Woohoo![/sub]
sashays alongside Dublos for the Grand Tour, pausing run her hand over a pillow
What a soft fabric. Everything’s quite beautiful…
And I adore being adored. Thank ya, dahlin’. smiles
[sup]Yeah! How was that, TruePisces??[/sup]
Why thank you… I tried for comfortable and functional with enough color to keep things interesting.
easing up against Moi from behind as she gazes at the the bookshelves
I also had a sound system installed, any musical preference for background while we get on with the lesson?
resting a hand on Moi’s hip and guiding her over to the vast CD collection
The school did a really great job finding lots of interesting artists and titles to listen to as well as a full selection of main stream. There’s a full Barry White collection, Marvin Gay, and Joe, as well as Nine Inch Nails and The Blood Hound Gang for those really energetic sessions.
standing close enough behind Moi that I know she can feel my breath on her neck
Finding anything that suits your fancy?
-Doug
Now was THAT a Southern accent? The Adoration Meter[sup]TM[/sup] could get pegged here.
aside to TP Whoa. The last two posts were all about me. This seems to be working!
UncleBill: Unfortunately, while I lived a few years in the South, I’m not born and bred. And, as folx in those localities say, just 'cos your cat had kittens in the oven, that don’t make 'em biscuits.
Filling you with a lovely thing was exactly what I had in mind.
moi closes her eyes and smiles slowly at the warm sensation on her neck
Mmmmm…
I mean…blushes I rather like the first NIN album…gathering her self, she picks it out from the rack and turns to face dublos
Mmmmm… good selection, just push that button there to open the CD player.
taking Moi’s hand and guiding it in the correct direction while softly stroking her palm
There, now we can just ease over here, and…
dancing Moi over toward one of the couches, knowing she can feel the effect she’s having on me by how tightly our hips are grinding into one another as we dance.
-Doug
Damn. I should have snapped dublos up as my online flirting partner when I had the chance…
sits and waits for the next instructor to come along