dublos - With that post to Cyn You are now officially an instructor and one of my practical instruction partners. (You proved yourself there during the break! 
) Welcome aboard!
Oicu812 - You still have to finish your final exam… then we’ll see which honor you receive!
Spit??
::Peels TP a grape::
Um, mind if I kind of listen in ? I have no idea how to flirt, but I can peel fruit.
Is this final in the lab setting? You know, the old hands on testing method? Should I wear a lab coat?
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Gee, Teach! Can I have an ORAL exam for our, er… MY makeup exam???
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pantThat… pant… would… pant… be… gasp… THE SPOT!
<gasping for breath>
You passed. Valelicktorian.
Woah.
Not the best there is, but if you apply it liberally with your tongue, it works wonders.
But what about the OTHER spot, the OH, GEE one? Wiggles finger in a come hither motion Why don’t you come over here and let me teach you a little something…?
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Of course, of course. Listen in. Participate. Whatever you’d like…
One question… what other dexterous things can you do with your hands?
skipping the last two, asked and answered
I have a feeling what you want to “teach” me won’t be little at all!
Hmmmmm. let’s see here…Big, little, whatever you like.
Now, about that lesson. MMmmmmmmm.
Teach away… this is your trial for guest instructor status…
I can tie complicated knots in cherry stalks
Now, first you do THIS! and then THIS! and then you go MMMmmrph…
Would you like to give a demonstation?
MMMmmrph!!!
Like this?
I make women come in one syllable or less.
And when I buy a vowel…
Humph. I’m no good with my tongue - takes me **hours and hours ** 
Chief, you don’t just make 'em come in one syllable or less… you make 'em keep coming.
I know.
I was there.