All of the above? (Yes, I need serious help.)
Hey, TP? Isn’t **TPWombat ** all alone in a back room?
Chief, what ya got there? For me? Oh, my…
::Scralden appears in a swirl of smoke::
I’ve failed miserably in my duties as the Lady Pisces’
acolyte of late. Please- let me redeem myself,
teach me to flirt.
:::Somewhat out of breath:::::
Er, is anyone using that snorkel, or could I borrow it? 
And with that, I’m off to bed.
{{{{{TruePisces}}}}}}
{{{{And everyone else}}}}}}
Peace, joy, and prosperity to all!
[sub]and happy snorkeling[/sub]
I need help. I don’t flirt very well.
[sub]Help me . . . [/sub]
ChiefScott…I like a man who knows how to use his teeth…
::dribbles honey on her breasts::
Now let’s see how well the tongue works…
And this will be a part of your grade:)
Ok… let’s see… Let’s start with the first… Meeting the guys… What do you do when you see a guy you want to meet?
(And I’m wondering if any of my male profs might want to help out on this on? I don’t really know what I do myself, but a guy’s gonna know what works for him, right???)
I’m just waiting for him to get back… sigh This class is getting harder to teach than I thought!
You two enjoy… I’ll be over here teaching some more…
Just be careful not to mess up my office too much, please? 
Nothing. Too nervous.
The important thing is, you’re here now. Redemption should come easy…
Flirting, huh? Now, what kind of flirting do you have in mind? Sexual innuendo? Sweet and innocent? OL or RL? Tell me so I can lead you in the right direction.
When did we put a bed in the…
OH!!!
Never mind.
Did I pick the wrong to weekend to go away or what? Well whenever any feamle instructor is taking a break from the orgy that isn’t happening, I could use some flirting instruction, RL, OL, all of the above situations.
Verrain, you big silly. You do too know how to flirt!
[sub]pretend you’re George <chuckle>[/sub]
Not as myself I don’t. Over phones lines via a persona is one thing. I’d like to be able to do this for real, and not just sexual innuendo. So I remain for lessons.
You are truly merciful that’s what makes you such
a wonderful Goddess, and redemption isn’t the only
thing that comes easy from your attention
Online, I can’t make the first flirt, or return
the initial flirt skillfully. Once I get flirting
with someone I usually do alright.
Verrain
Ummm… but for the most part, flirting is sexual inuendo.
For you an Falcon here’s my flirting starter kit, RL and OL.
The basis for being a good flirt can come from two places. It can come from a strong sense of security in your own sexuality, and it can come from your insecurities. Both work, but the second type can come off a little desperate if you aren’t careful.
Just starting to get your feel for flirting is best undertaken in as stress free an environment as possible. Do not start out trying to flirt with this attractive person you spotted whom it would be devistating if you flirted badly with.
Join in a flirty thread, or online conversation and let your mind wander. Think about what excites you about them and compliment them on it. It doesn’t matter if it’s an obvious feature, if it’s something that genuinly excites you about them that should come through.
See what sort of a response you get and take the next step from there. Go as fast or slow as you are comfortable with.
Start there, and then we can go on to lesson two
Falcon, I’d be happy to be the object of your virual affections if you like
Verrain, you might see if hardygrrl’s interested in some one on one instruction.
-Doug
Oh, dublos…I already know how to flirt OL. In real life, however, my insecurities take over.
I know that feeling well Falcon. The Net is a very freeing medium isn’t it? Ah well, perhaps we’ll both learn how to translate from one to the other.
Ahhh… so we can skip lesson one then ::pout::
Well, for real life flirting, the best advice I have is to take it very slow. Luckily, you have a lot more avenues of communication to use.
Eye Contact. It’s almost completely unthreatening, and if it doesn’t work, you lose the least amount of face.
Smiling. Combined with eye contact, you’ve upped the ante and indicated that you’re not just staring at the piece of spinach they didn’t know was stuck between their teeth.
If both of these get good response, you should feel enough added confidence to actually say something. Hide your insecurity in humor, or go straight to a compliment.
And remind yourself… if you try and fail, you are still many steps ahead of not trying at all. If you hadn’t tried, there was absolutely zero chance somethign wonderful would happen. At least by trying, you allowed them the chance to discover what a wonderful person you really are. If they failed to realize it, then perhaps it just wasn’t ment to be?
-Doug
moi scribbles furiously