I have a zit on my cheek the size of a water-buffalo. I’m telling people it’s undeveloped conjoined twin.
Have you seen * How to Get Ahead in Advertising * ? If you haven’t you should rent it 
I checked the plot summary for that one jimbo. Back in high school, while under the influence of certain substances, I’m thinking that movie would have kicked ass. Not so sure about now, though. That’s just freaky.
I have beautiful black cirlces under my eyes from being up all last night with a sick child. Isn’t the flu great!
No, I haven’t seen it. Thanks for the tip, I’ll be sure to check it out, and share it with my new twin. I’ve decided he needs to broaden his horizons. By the way I’m thinking of naming him Chuck.