As a kid, my Serbian grandmother cooked brain (pig? sheep?) for herself once or twice. I tried it and it was far and away the worst meat I had ever eaten or have ever eaten. Soft, mushy, and having a flavor that I can only describe as eating an extraterrestrial.
I like sweetbreads when they’re prepared properly. But brains themselves? Not appealing at all.
Damnit. This thread should die, until dude actually keels. I keep seeing it and he never does.
Clearly not enough zombies in this thread.
I have eaten pork jowl quite a few times, so with the current US president, that would most likely be more satisfying than the brains. He has ample body fat, but that part seems the most lean.
Maybe I should report the last few posts for a forum change, but I’m just not sure about in which forum “possible preparation for cannabilism of the standing United States President” belongs.
I’ll try not to think about it further, it is past my bedtime.
Here’s today’s update on the status of Trump’s hand;
The man needs a makeup artist.
I mean, he needs many things, but a makeup artist is now urgent.
I’m curious who’s actually putting this on. It’s certainly not him, right? (If it was on his left hand, I’d assume he was) Who does that and thinks to themself ‘yup, that blends perfectly, no one will ever see it’? The only thing I can think of is that it matches, or at least matches better, under normal lights and what we’re seeing is due to HD images taken with him under studio lights (brighter, but also a different color temperature).
Also, at this point, he’s had it for a few weeks now, right? The funny thing is, it’s likely just a bruise, but he’s so vain he’d rather use an incredible amount of makeup than let the public see it.
I wonder what happens when someone shakes his hand? Does it rub off on them? Do they end up with chunks of it in on their hand? Between his hand and his face, this must be getting all over the White House.
More like a year and a half at this point. From February 2025:
He’s been putting makeup on it since at least July of last year:
He has a gaggle of toadies following him around, any of them might be tasked with doing it.
Yes, but most of those toadies would be constantly engaged in licking the goop off.
Trump prematurely blued, I mean, oranged himself.
Looks like the creature from the black lagoon.
Also, when they’re applying the makeup, his hand is lying perpendicular across a table. When he stands up and his hand is dangling down, it fills with blood and turns redder/pinker. You can see it yourself in your own hands if you hold one up over your head for a bit while the other one hangs down, then bring them together. One will be more pink with fat veins sticking out and the other one will be more beige and the veins not apparent. And he’s got that bad circulation and retains fluid (like his cankles).