“Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet.
“No” said Pooh.
“Fuck” said Piglet.
Turn that frown upside down! He’s closer than he was yesterday!
When you walk through a storm
Keep your chin up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm
Is a gilded corpse
All bloated and stinking and stark…
Fun fact: her dad was Pat Summerall, the longtime NFL broadcasting partner of John Madden (and an NFL player before that)
The wonders of Adderall, apparently.
And thanks, @JKellyMap, for the other link.
As someone who has been prescribed dextroamphetamine in the past, I can assure you there is a good reason why they call it speed.
I believe it. One question is, though, does frequent dosing with the stuff affect the lifespan of the person dosed?
You’d think so…
Our Canadian Neighbours really stepped up. God bless Canada! 
Were you referencing this part?
Airplanes were grounded, even General Aviation ones. Without them, those people were stuck in the wilderness.
Now Meatloaf gets a nod.
I was talking about the cruise ships.
Yeah, I bet the people in the wilderness, who didn’t have any communication methods, wondered where the planes were.
Would a ham radio, or even a satellite phone, have worked in that time and place?
Yes. But they still would have been stranded. They’d just have someone to talk to.
One pilot I knew (and probably others I didn’t) bought dozens of copies of the newspaper that day to show to the hunters, anglers and adventurers who were picked up days late.
Stranded, yes, but at least they would know why, and could plan accordingly.
There were plenty of stories about people whose planes made emergency landings on 9/11, and were surprisingly patient because they knew everyone was doing their best to help them.
Re: Trump’s brains:
“Is it Soup yet…?”
“Not yet…”
I tried to find a/the commercial that this line was in. I found lots of vintage Lipton Cup-A-Soup commercials, but I couldn’t find this one.
I think that it was Campbells Soup. I might be wrong.
( Might someone out there reading this verify by testing if a can of Campbells Soup fits up Der Führer’s pants or neck flaps ? )
According to this video, Trump no longer knows who the president of the United States is.
Having eaten brains (lambs brain in a curry… as is perfectly normal 
) I can tell you the shift from wobbly jelly-like consistency to soup-like is very quick when slightly warmed.
But Trump has bad circulation, I doubt his brain is being maintained at the correct body temps 36.5°C, or 97.7°F
I was in Paris, and my host was very pleased that she could offer a French delicacy: calves’ brain.
I did try it, one bite, but it was most assuredly not for me, I made a dinner out of the salad, bread, soup, and dessert. I thanked my host for the dinner, and I was glad that she was unoffended, when I made only one bite out of the calves’ brain. “No problem, and at least you tried it.”