When I www as young and doing martial arts training I could easily rise from the floor with just my legs from a cross-legged position. My legs would untwist and raise me up almost like a scissor lift as I spun around. I would do it multiple times a day after getting up from floor exercises.
That was around 30 years ago though. No way could I do that today.
I have heard of that too, and am given to understand that it…
Hang on, I hear a helicopter. Sounds like it’s landing nearby. Be right back.
We don’t need a martyr.
This headline gets it right on the nose….
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
Sounds like he’s two Corinthians short of a testament.
Wow, thank you. I’m tired of this damn story already, but that was some good shit.
Yeah, I have arthritis in one hip that’s fairly bad. I might be able to do some from a hard chair, but not from the sofa.
Or, as was said in the linked item, “a few apostles short of a Last Supper.”
Well, we know for sure that The Three Wise Men have nothing to do with this idjit move.
I’ll quote part of a post I just made in the bumper sticker thread that also fits here:
Trump thinks diet soda kills cancer cells.
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass – if poured on grass – so, therefore, it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz said on Triggered with Don Jr, the president’s eldest son’s podcast.
And chlorine kills COVID if you inject it. Donald, we need a test case STAT.
Maybe this explains those marks on his hands. He’s mainlining raspberry slushie syrup.
Because it kills grass? Who told him that it kills grass?
My mom used to believe that circles of dead grass were caused by the urine of dogs in heat. Maybe he could try that.
To be fair, even water can kill grass if you overwater it. But I doubt that kind of nuance is what Trump is alluding to in his insane crackpot ramblings.
I wonder if he’d try Round Up, I hear it kills grass even better than soda.
Water? Like from the toilet?
I was thinking that. Diet Brawndo?
Hey, urine is a healthy tonic, at least according to enthusiastic urine drinkers the world over, notably in India, where urine from the sacred cow is regarded as a cure for many (all?) diseases.
Endless, I tell you! Ignore the bacteria, they’re harmless. Cow dung juice is also terrific for what ails you.
Aww, that’s so cute! Homeopathy woo-pushers are pretending to have peer-reviewed articles like real medical practitioners!
Or I should say, those technically are “peer reviewed”, but when those peers aren’t using anything even remotely resembling science, it’s a farce.
That’s what RFK, Jr. believes. Must be true.