Trump is dying

When I www as young and doing martial arts training I could easily rise from the floor with just my legs from a cross-legged position. My legs would untwist and raise me up almost like a scissor lift as I spun around. I would do it multiple times a day after getting up from floor exercises.

That was around 30 years ago though. No way could I do that today.

I have heard of that too, and am given to understand that it…

Hang on, I hear a helicopter. Sounds like it’s landing nearby. Be right back.

We don’t need a martyr.

This headline gets it right on the nose….

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

Sounds like he’s two Corinthians short of a testament.

Wow, thank you. I’m tired of this damn story already, but that was some good shit.

Yeah, I have arthritis in one hip that’s fairly bad. I might be able to do some from a hard chair, but not from the sofa.

Or, as was said in the linked item, “a few apostles short of a Last Supper.”