My first post ever in The BBQ Pit, to say I agree with this statement.
Well, I’m sure she’ll take as much of the stolen money that she can back to Slovenia along with Baron.
Maybe she’ll have metal plates bolted onto his body so people can call him “Doctor Doom”?
As for the huge whale Rump, maybe he can be composted. As backhoes go, I’m quite sure that he’ll be ‘two scoops’.
Should the title of this thread be edited to Trump is Golfing now?
I meant Vances wife.
I’d look up the spelling of her name but I just don’t care that much.
Until Fox News starts playing video of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake on loop, there’s no reason to get your hopes up.
…. Usha Bala Chilukuri Vance…
Pictures have been released of Rump ( proof of life? ) but they don’t look like him. The nose is thinner, the eyes closer together, the cankles seem gone. Do presidents still use body doubles?
No joke here - we live in Arlington and were driving this morning west to Shenandoah and we were stopped on a highway entrance by a long line. It turns out we were stopped for a motorcade - and as a joke I said to my wife maybe they’re taking him to the hospital… And sure enough, after all the motorcycle cops and SUVs, there was an ambulance riding with them!
We’ll know something is really up with Trump’s health when his streak of club golf championships comes to an end, though it’s possible they’ll just keep awarding them posthumously.
Oh happy day if it turned out to be his last ride.
Maybe he had ‘work done’.
I think it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
In fact it would be outright dereliction of duty for someone on the left not to start the rumour that the Deep State has already killed Trump and replaced him with a compliant double…
To paraphrase a film with a not-dissimilar premise, but if the main character was acting as Trump’s double:
“I once caught a fish…I’m actually a very good fisherman. Many people don’t know this, but there are fish in the ocean next to Mar-a-Lago, which is a beautiful, beautiful property, leaders across the world wish that they had a place like mine. This fish was enormous, and the Secret Service people in the boat were saying, ‘Mister President, let us help you with that,’ but I brought the fish in. And once people saw the boat, they were amazed. We came back to the dock, and the fishermen there looked at it, and looked at me, with tears in their eyes, saying, 'I’ve never seen a fish that big and beautiful, how did you catch that?”
With what…? An impact drill?
Look… Lots of Dictators have body doubles. Is he sick? Recovering? On a secret grifting mission to Moscow? Railing little boys and girls on a remote island like the sick Pedo he is?
Who can say…?
It’s no rumor. I heard it from a very reliable source that this is exactly what’s going on. And as a retired military officer I am privy to a lot of this kind of very reliable super secret information.
Diet Coke?
Nah, the bubbles would make him sneeze
- Rodney Dangerfield
This may have been the same debate where he stalked to the rear behind Hilary while she was answering a question.
I wish I could find the video of that, where Trump’s head was replaced with an ‘evil clown face’.
Didn’t one of the Kim Jong Whatever guys from North Korea claim to have gotten something like 16 hole-in-ones in a single golf game?