Trump is dying

There’s also this, which was both a book, which I have read, and a made-for-TV movie, which I haven’t seen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_President’s_Plane_Is_Missing_(novel)

Was the spoiler method changed? I tried to use the old one, and it didn’t work.

To the body double: Good news! The Dictator survived the explosion! … Bad news, he lost a leg.

A possibility: after the infamous 3-hour Cabinet meeting Tuesday, Donald was taken to Walter Reed for a port installation. This way the talk about his bruised hands would end, because he will be able to get his infusions—-of “whatever”—through the port.

Port installation does require general anesthesia, though not necessarily an overnight hospital stay. But in 79-year-old Donald’s case, they likely did keep him through late Friday, resulting in all the stories about his being out of sight for several days.

Saturday he golfed, with the news stories and photos we’ve seen. Then today something happened that concerned the medical team, so they took him back to Walter Reed (resulting in the motorcade you witnessed).

If this IS the explanation, it doesn’t mean imminent death. Whatever they’re putting into Donald’s bloodstream, he could live for quite a while with those infusions going on.

Or: not.

We shall see.

Medical science can just do so much.

I heard it in the Straight Dope too!, we have multiple sources confirming it now…

Based on the quality of the makeup to cover the bruise on his hand, and the quality of his spray tan, you know he’s not paying more than $2 for any work he has done. If he pays at all.

Name a time that golf cheating orange bastard has ever paid a bill.

( Atlantic City is my cite )

Well, to be fair, the thread title is “Trump is dying”; it just does not mention which dye he uses.

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Nope.

Rawstory: Donald Trump’s health is “deteriorating” behind closed doors, according to former insider Lev Parnas.

Lev reports some breathless rumors about Trump’s health. I’ll add emphasis:

where is Trump? Absent. Silent. He has not appeared publicly in more than three days. Social media is ablaze with rumors that he is dead. My sources tell me he is not. But what I am hearing is even more alarming: Donald Trump’s health is deteriorating. His condition is being kept very close, whispered about only among the tightest circle. The reality is, something is wrong. Very wrong. And while America is kept in the dark, while his inner circle hides it, dictators overseas are already calculating their next moves in a world without him.

I tell you these things not lightly, but at great risk. I risk a lot by bringing you this information—and so do my sources—because these are not ordinary men. These are the most powerful men in the world, and they don’t play by rules. They don’t want you to hear what I am telling you now. But I know how they operate. I know the games they play. Remember, I was Trump’s right hand—the one he sent to carry out his shadow diplomacy in Eastern Europe, to put pressure on Zelensky, to deliver his threats. I sat in the rooms. I watched their deals unfold in the shadows. And that’s why I know exactly what it means when Putin plays godfather, when Xi nods along, when Modi and Kim break tradition to show up at the same table. And I know, better than most, what it means when Trump is left behind.

No matter the risk, I will not stay silent. They will not silence me. Silence is not an option—not now, not ever. If we don’t act now—if we don’t speak louder than ever before—there may not be a free world left to fight for. This isn’t just about saving American democracy. This is about saving the idea of freedom itself.

Ok, who is this guy? Rawstory won’t tell us, but I have access to some of the best sources in the world. I’ll share them with you - courageously. No matter the risk, I won’t say silent. Wikipedia:

Lev Parnas [a] (born February 6, 1972)[1] is a Soviet-born American businessman and former associate of Rudy Giuliani. Parnas, Giuliani… were involved in creating the false Biden–Ukraine conspiracy theory, which is part of the Trump–Ukraine scandal’s efforts to damage Joe Biden.[2][3][4][5] As president, Donald Trump said he did not know Parnas nor what he was involved in; Parnas insisted Trump “knew exactly what was going on”.[6][7]

In October 2021, Parnas was found guilty in U.S. Federal Court on six counts related to illegal donations to the 2020 campaign of Donald Trump.[8] He was sentenced to 20 months in prison, three years of supervised release and $2,322,500 in restitution on June 29, 2022.[9]

You get the abridged version at Rawstory, but my sources and I will reveal - again at great personal risk - further excerpts from Parnas’ substack:

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Whatever the accuracy of his claims (what exactly are his claims?) Lev Parnas is a comical man.

I think when Trump’s health becomes compromised enough, the news will leak. There are certain mechanisms of government that cannot be left hanging while Trump drools all over himself or shits his pants one last time. Theoretically, the transfer of power could be limited to J.D. Vance and a very discreet judge but there is no way that Vance becomes POTUS and doesn’t immediately start shouting it from the rooftops.

Unguarded, open rooftops with long lines of sight?

Not by the hairs of his chinny chin chin…

The felon is dying? Well, we all are. But he’s not doing it fast enough.

“He’s always slow when he’s going down hill.” - overheard

Why? I’m sure there are people in Trump’s inner circle who can continue to sign documents and issue statements in Trump’s name.

Those could always be signed with an autopen.

It may have been a par-3 course so possibilities enter the low end of the bell curve.

On a standard course, there’s 4 “3’s”, 10 “4’s” ad 4 “5’s” . So again, either a 3-par course or he supposedly made a hole in one on a 4. Heck, maybe a 5.

Yeah, if he were to really become that infirm, Steve Miller et al would most likely pull a Woodrow Wilson until they absolutely could no longer hide it.

The 25th Amendment is something of a mess as it has self-conflicting elements of providing for cases of presidential incapacitation BUT also preventing a palace coup, thus a very large part of it is about what happens if POTUS disagrees about his/her own incapacity — which is generally taken to mean it is expected to apply only when the incapacity is materially unquestionable and people wonder if in a sudden scenario that triggers the acting presidency ex proprio vigore or they still HAVE to call on the Cabinet to declare it.

IRL the 25th only been explicitly invoked as a voluntary measure by a president in SOME cases when they have been going under for medical purposes, but not all. The time when there was a very public sudden unexpected incapacitation (Reagan) there was the whole Al Haig “I’m in charge here” confusion at the White House.

never mind