Trump is dying

Doesn’t seem so bad?, is it because the location is somewhat isolated?

Is it the one that says “Guard dogs on duty!!” or the one that says “Skipper Buds boat sales”? Because I don’t see a sign on a building for a restaurant. Other than the “parking for..” sign, if you didn’t tell me it was there, I think I’d have gotten bad directions. After dark, I’m just going to George Webbs instead.

Would it seem worse if it was at night, and you were a woman in a car with a guy you just met and he drove you back there?

That’s it. There’s not a whole lot to see from this side, the restaurant is on the other side of the warehouse.

In this picture, you can see two people in bikes in the upper left, that’s where the signs you’re looking at are:

Oh I see, I failed to take the particular circumstances into account.

Ah! It’s like a barnacle on Skipper Buds.

From the river it looks fine.

Sorry, yeah, this started from my telling of a story of someone who was brought there on a first date and told him that he should consider not taking first dates there, at least if they aren’t familiar with the restaurant to begin with.

Going there for lunch with people you know, you still feel like you made a wrong turn, but your biggest worry is that someone’s going to come out of one of these warehouses and yell at you to get off their property.
I can imagine being in a car, at night, with a guy you just met could be legitimately terrifying, at least until you get to the actual restaurant.

I guess you could always ask your date if they mind wearing a blindfold or a black bag over their head on the drive to the restaurant. That would tell you a lot right there.



But the important thing:

https://is-he-dead-yet.com/

I understand protocol for first dates now is to meet somewhere with friends in tow and a clear exit strategy.

And for the woman to send a selfie of the couple to her best GF so the police will have a fresh pic of the perp to circulate.

Yeah, that photo from the river makes it look very cheerful. I love the colored umbrella things outside.

My mistake entirely, I read the story but then I forgot to take it in account when looking at the place in googgle maps.

Did I open the wrong thread?

I’m confused. Which of these locations had Trumps lifeless corpse been dumped at?

I’m eagerly anticipating what that page will look like on The Day.

And now, in today’s edition of Handwatch '26, it appears that both of Trump’s hands are starting to rot and fall off now.

What if they already have, and those are wax hands from Madame Tussauds?

What if it’s Botox to make his hands look bigger.

Yeah the Iranians are looking at that, and thinking we just need to hold off for a while and we’ll be dealing with President Vance

What if it’s Viagra to make his hands look bigger? :wink:

Just remember, the original insult was that he is a “short-fingered vulgarian.” Not that his hands were themselves small. So if he were attempting some remedy, it would be to make his fingers grow longer, in order to better match the size of his normal hands. I’m picturing Rachmaninov’s long, muscular fingers as he played the piano as the general goal. It makes me want to puke.