If Trump were having a heart attack and you had five minutes to save him…
What kind of sandwich would you make?
Eating a Big Mac right in front of him as the life drained from his body would probably be the supreme insult in his mind.
You’d need to eat Trump’s favorite McDonald’s meal in front of him for the full effect:
Two Big Macs
Two Filet-O-Fish
One Medium McCafe Chocolate Shake
But there’d be a risk of you passing away of acute hyperlipidemia first.
He actually eats that much? Back when I ate such things, I’d have one Big Mac, one Filet-O-Fish, a small order of fries, and an unsweetened iced tea. That was plenty. It’s hard to imagine someone eating twice that.
On the rare occasions when i grab a meal at McDonald’s, it’s either a filet-o-fish and a small fries, or two filet-o-fish’s. But it’s pretty easy for me to imagine someone eating twice that much.
But that would be four Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. I don’t know if I could eat that, even when I was a teenager. As a teen, the Summer vacation extravagance was a Bonus Jack (w/extra cheese) and a Jack In The Box fish sandwich (and fries and a Coke).
It’s been a long time, but I’d usually have one burger, one chocolate milkshake, and 1-2 servings of fries (usually because somebody else couldn’t finish theirs).
The McDonald’s near my house has a promo for 20 McNuggets for $6 (whereas a 10-piece McNugget is $6.39, don’t ask me to explain that because I can’t) and a coupon on the app for a free large fry with the purchase of a $1.49 large soda.
So I’ll order that, eat half the nuggets in the restaurant with the fries and the soda, and take the other half of the nuggets home for a snack the next day.
Maybe if I’m not in the mood for nuggets I’ll get a Big Mac no cheese instead, but one entree plus the fries (which I usually can’t eat all of) is all I need. And I’m half Trump’s age.
His eating habits terrify me.
They have the opposite effect on me. 
Shawarma. Not only because it’s delicious, but because it is “foreign” and therefore antithetical to MAGA’s xenophobia.
Chicken Shawarma in honor of his military service (or lack thereof).
Even if I wanted to I couldn’t buy an EV, I just don’t have the money.
It took me three years to find a used ICE vehicle I could afford, and at that I lucked out that friends had a vehicle they found redundant after retirement.
Tussaud’s does a better job of making hands. Please, don’t insult their skills like that. 
Jim Henson’s amazing creation, “The Muppet Show” springs to mind.
There is a small but funny short Youtube offering, which is worth a giggle in these trying times, “Puppet Regime” mocking Trump, eg,
Not to defend the orange menace, but a couple thoughts:
- Shrinkflation. Decent bet those sandwiches are smaller today than they were when we were teens.
- Idjit trump is a large dude. Tall & meaty, before adding the obesity. Big folks eat big. Fat folks eat big. Big fat folks eat extra big.
Being the pathologically competitive fella he is, he HAS to eat bigger stuff and more of it than anyone else. He has to WIN at eating just like he has to win at handshaking and everything else.
People who only have one Big Mac, one Filet-O-Fish, SMALL fries (!), and an unsweetened tea are clearly LOSERS! /s
I suspect those sandwiches are the same size. But i agree that big fat people eat a lot more than small skinny people. And he’s both big and fat. (Although i think he’s lost weight. GLP1?)
I know the Big Macs are the same size. (IIRC, they’ve always been made with two, 1/10 ounce patties.) There’s a meme floating around purportedly showing how Big Macs shrank over the years, but the image actually shows a regular Big Mac next to a Grand Big Mac.
As a big, neither fat nor skinny person, I’d be challenged to eat that amount unless I was really hungry. Occasionally I am that hungry. But these days, even if I could get the right toppings and I hadn’t eaten all day and I had run the previous day, I’d probably stop after half of it because it just isn’t that appetizing.
Agree completely. I’m 6’3" 220 lbs. A bit over weight,but a big guy.
My wife and I eat out ~twice a week. I almost always have to get a to-go box. That’s a win. I’ve got another meal.
Also, he’s only ordering a Medium McCafe Chocolate Shake on top of the two Big Macs and two Filet o’ Fish. That’s showing admirable gustatory restraint 