DAA-AAAD! You’re Ruining my Life! And worse yet, embarrassing me in front of my friends! Guu-uy!! Tsch!
- Every teen daughter (or son) evar.
Yeah, sometimes I embarrass my daughter on purpose. Or, I pretend like I’m about to and don’t.
Handwatch '26: Not only is Trump’s hand looking closer than ever to just falling off, RFK appears to be among the Infected as well.
I imagine RFK to be just one walking infection.
Perhaps they are sharing some anti- zombie medicine? What happens when they stop? 
That’s probably RFK showing Trump that the cure for what ails him is to hold a freshly cooked rabbit fetus in your hand then put it in vat of boiling raccon semen or some such insanity
We can’t exclude that he’s begun mainlining methylene blue.
I realized that RFK’s hand looks like the paw of a naked mole rat.
Seriously, it’s uncanny.
Just… Really bruised.
I don’t know but I absolutely want to see the video.
If you are going to recommend shooting up on ivermectin, you are going to need to expect, you know, consequences.
======================. . . and just while you are there, a heads up that it’s the last week to join in an expression of international goodwill, both fun and harmless. Still hoping to ring in a Canadian or few to the exchange.
That is disturbingly creative. Er..well done..But don’t give him any ideas.
Edit: actually, I’d like to see him try it. Either of them.
IMO the more random wacky CT theory-based “drugs” and miracle cures they feed / inject into trump the better.
Can’t help; might hurt. That’s my motto in this case.
I really, really wouldn’t. But you can watch and tell me how it went.
I’m beginning to think that displaying those signs of his physical breakdown is deliberate, for some reason. Trying to gain sympathy maybe, or just lazily letting it be another distraction. A fucking billionaire can cover that shit up.
No one in the administration is that smart. We’ve seen that.
Never attribute to machievellian machinations that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Also don’t forget that he surrounds himself with incompetent sycophants who are totally unqualified for whatever role he gives them.
Unless she’s into necrophilia, it’s odd that that blonde printer girl who supposedly is in love with him wouldn’t want him to look as good as possible.
Remember, the official line for why his hand looks like a zombie bite is because he supposedly spend several hours a day shaking people’s hands.
Now that I think about it, this could actually be true. It would certainly explain why his neck looks like a vagina.
It’s got to be an emotional affair unless she’s got a dirty diaper fetish.
They can’t say, “Greatest President? You’re the greatest human of all time, and I’m including Jesus,” with a straight face?
I mean, that’s all he wants them to do, right?