Oooh, I like the way you think!
Has anyone checked Craigslist? I expect Our Leader, dismayed at the turnout so far, intends to pack the Mall with shills who will drop like the proverbial flies
Or we may see a large number of busses pull up and all the thousands of “spectators” are under 35, overwhelmingly male, have very short hair, and are all wearing matching sunglasses.
The porn star? 
There was a problem with the Ferris wheel and the ice cream melting. But the generators should be good now. Wait… what am I saying, Trumps group is so incompetent, they don’t know which end of a spoon to use.
Yes 
This just in: those bottles can be refilled but there will only be three refilling stations.
Source: WUSA 9 News at Noon.
So one for each attendee?
Possibly. Code Purple has been issued for tomorrow; that’s one step below the worst possible.
ETA: the big live concert & fireworks show by PBS is tonight; that’s gotta hurt Trump’s attendance, too.
Fail to plan, plan to fail, with this lot it’s all the same.
Note that the fireworks display is expected to be excessive to the point of significantly affecting air quality. Which probably won’t do Trump much good either if he actually turns up outside.
Y’know, this piqued my curiosity so I checked - the daily flight SJU-DCA that normally gets there around 9:50ish in the evening, is nowhere to be found on tomorrow’s timetable.
Seems like sound thinking.
I pray the rosary that Patient #1 is not Donald J. Trump, for if it were, the current weather and air quality issues could wreak havoc on his pulmonary hypertension!
Although, when you think about it, I’d welcome an infusion of radically new meaning into Independence Day.
AIUI, Reagan National will be entirely shut down for air traffic tomorrow afternoon and evening.
I do think that for these clowns that was the plan. Steal as much money as possible, paying little for 3rd class materials and talent. Pocket the rest.
With all the confidence that no one that matters will do anything about it.
It reminds me of the infamous “Willie Wonka experience” that had a lot of cardboard exhibits and so lacking on interesting things to do that people called the cops.
The difference now is that if one calls the cops for the current makers of the Wanker experience in DC, the cops could be ordered to arrest you.
You’re not the only one.
I’m definitely recording the speech tomorrow. This could be the moment. 
I’m really looking forward to it too! I’m just afraid they’ll cancel it.
Updated Jul. 3 2026 2:09PM EDT Published Jul. 3 2026 1:48PM EDT
Freedom250, the Trump-allied organization behind the president’s disastrous state fair, announced Friday afternoon that the festival would be postponed until 5 p.m. due to safety concerns.“Due to the heat, and in coordination with public safety officials, the Great American State Fair will be temporarily closed until 5:00 p.m. today,” the organization said in a statement shared to social media just before 1:30 p.m.
Trump’s Struggling Great American State Fair Abruptly Kicks Everyone Out
The heat wave isn’t predicted to break until Monday and only for Monday.
Yeah, it will be MUCH cooler @ 5:00 PM.
Frankly I’m not sure it would be good for him to die tomorrow, at this point he’s more of a drag on the republicans than a boost.
If he dies they’ll rally around the body and have some hope of energizing their voters.