THANK YOU! Why do we have to work so hard just to make things as easy as they used to be???
It’s the motto of Corporate America: ‘If it works, break it.’
He’s a narcissist facing death. Of course now he believes in the afterlife, because he can’t deal with the idea that his time is near.
I’m wondering how many high clerics are waiting in the wings ready to convince Donald he can get into Heaven if he donates enough money?
For that matter, has he ever actually donated anything, other than to his own self-interests?
I thought that was the motto of the current administration.
No, it’s a lot simpler, “Break everything.”
… and for the economy…? “Brakes everything” ?
Oh I’m sure many have already tried, but come on, he’d see right through them.
And then charge your customers to “fix” the thing your last “update’“ broke. (And that “fix” will break two other unrelated things. Oops. Wouldn’t be easier if we just instituted a subscription service? And of course we’ll need to increase the cost of service every 6 months. See how customer focused we are!?) 
More like “If it works, it will work for us - the Rich and Powerful, and will be taken away from all others. Because greed is good, because Ayn Rand told us so.”
He can’t even run a charity without directing donated funds to his own personal interest. I’m going to say no.
And his response will be to promise to leave everything he has to them in his will. Then change the will. He’ll be in heaven before they notice they’ve been stiffed and if God objects he can tie them up in court for the next millenia.
Has no one sold him a medbed yet?
I think that he is beyond the weight range.
I hope he lives and the 3rd term / cancellation of the vote is fought out. 3rd term has to mean a Civil War and JD (almost certain) running on a sympathy vote against a paddle-holding Dem to be named (not Schumer) can be like 10 more years of GOP.
Hegseth could try yet someone’s gotta run the martial law.
“Sliding door for easy access” for a bed makes me think of a bomb door for shitting without getting up.
He donated a portrait of himself to his foundation. Hung it in the lobby. The IRS would not let him deduct $18K for it.
Well, a growing heart is only ever a good thing when it’s entirely metaphorical…
And what happened, then? Well, in Washington they say
That trump’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
So his team of doctors put him on a score
Of diuretics, ACE inhibitors, antiarrythmics and more.
It was the best score ever, the doctors said they’ve never seen a more beautiful score.