Trump is dying

I just checked. They still make them, they’re just called Quick Chews.

Is head dead yet?

He says he has just passed the cognitive test for the third straight time. But he’s been crowing for months about how he aced three cognitive tests. This is from a Truth Social post on Dec. 9.

It sounds like somebody is confused. Or just regurgitating old news in an attempt to pretend all is well.

I do agree with him that he should mandatorily force Vance to take this strong, meaningful and proven Cognitive Examination. That would be hilarious. Trump would lose his shit if Vance ACED it.

God I hope not, I would like to get some this year.

Oh wait, not what you meant.

Perhaps he’s forgotten how many times he’s taken the test and thinks it’s the third time every time they give him one (which they naturally tell him that he “aced” because he’ll fire them if they don’t tell him what he wants to hear), or he’s forgotten how long ago the third one was and keeps thinking it just happened.

In either event, if he’s been given three in the last year, it’s a clear indication that he is not, in fact, acing them.

I thought the same thing. Of course Donnie has know idea what the difference between and MRI and CT is. I suspect he can recognize the sky from the ground but…

I… don’t even known how that happened. Such an “own goal”.. I blame Trump.

You know the boys in the newsroom have got a running bet…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrItxeUrzAY&list=RDMrItxeUrzAY&start_radio=1

For those who don’t like clicking naked links, it’s a video of Don Henley’s Dirty Laundry.

I had to google the lyrics to find the relevance:

Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet

St. Joseph’s. I loved those.

Not if you turn him upside down, I bet.

I searched “Versed” but am none the wiser…???

Did anyone watch Donald making his announcement of illegal kidnapping, today? Night and day from his ‘prime time’ speech last month, I thought. If he’d been that slow and confused-sounding 14 months ago, people would have overcome their reluctance to elect “a girl” and gone for Harris in droves.

Today he sounded really old and tired, in other words.

It’s a sedative commonly (or at least once commonly) given during medical procedures. It’s the drug you get where you’re never really ‘out’ but you don’t remember the procedure later, either.

:ninja:

Pronounced ‘ver-sed’.

Thanks, you three!

In the third world, we use Ketamine for a similar short-lived anesthetic, as it has long shelf life, low toxicity and can be stored at room temperature.

I wonder if Musk has passed on his knowledge of ket to Trump.

I speak from experience when I say, it makes you deranged but sleepy. Both symptoms appear in the current President.

So, did this wishful thinking sentiment provoke Trump into invading Venezuela to show he’s still got it?

It’s still used in the US. I was given it in August sometime before, during, or after surgery. I couldn’t tell you more precisely when, because I was pretty doped up.

Nothing to see here…

Indeed. Without facebook, there is nothing to see here. What happened?