Wake’n’bake.
I too wake early, mainly due to an elderly bladder and a puppy bladder…it kills two birds with one stone so to speak.
And once I’m up, of course I bung the telly on. The only station I watch is the Australian ABC, but at 4 or 5 in the morning, it relays DW News. Unless there’s a banner across the screen screaming BREAKING NEWS, TRUMP IS DEAD I’m strangely disappointed.
There’s always tomorrow. 
Our dogs have a doggie door, so that’s not a problem. But they demand breakfast at 4am. My wife and I are naturaly early risers anyway, so it’s not really a big deal.
Bravo… that’s all I have to say
Thanks…!
Remember…Don’t smell the roast beef… and don’t tip forward near any suit wearing gaiters…
The Toys answered this a long time ago:
I smoke 2 joints in time of peace
And 2 in time of war
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints
And then I smoke 2 more
I had to look that up, I had no idea the Sublime version was a cover.
Another one I heard on Demento
I believe that the correct answer is all of the above.
Enjoy…!
Something similar happened to me a while ago-- I fell asleep with the TV on but muted. When I woke up it was the wee hours of the morning, and the TV showed a closeup of JD Vance talking seriously to the camera. I thought, could this be it?
Nah, it was just a replay of ‘Meet the Press’.
Frankly, I wish Donald got turned on to toking. Would probably do him a world of good compared to whatever they’re giving him now.
Might do the WORLD a world of good. Nothing to lose at this point, he’s pretty much fucked up everything.
I would love to introduce him to “the bucket” a means of using cannabis which involves a bottomless 5 litre jug, a bucket full of water, a small piece of aluminum foil, and a large amount of teenage bravado.
Stupid as that is, my friends and I went even further. Not going to share details though, except it was exceptionally stupid. It involved a window wiper pump and a 3m column of water.
I do not want to know.
We used to call that a gravity bong. Quite efficient!
Yeah, I missed the part where the water supply was an upright 3m tall 5cm wide conduit pipe, that water pressure into our 5 litre lungs was…interesting.
It only worked for one night, we moved it and then it leaked terribly. Plumbing is not necessarily the ouvre of the non-plumber teenager.
Giggle jug is the preferred nomenclature in these parts.
You guys had a fun youth. We weren’t allowed.
I think the main reason kids find that fun is because it’s not allowed.