Trump is dying

Me, too. I don’t like watching SotU when i like the president, and doesn’t watch it this year, either. But my husband did, and said Trump looked pretty with it and sounded coherent throughout.

I often notice him go off script when there’s a non-superlative word and he just can’t leave that alone. ie “They said we did a good job [eyes move away from the teleprompter]…a good job, we did a great job, some say it was the best job ever [rambles for a few minutes] and no one ever thanked me for it”. Similarly if said non-superlative word is directed at someone else. This is even more noticeable if said non-superlative word is used to compliment anyone other than him.

I thought he was on the teleprompter most or all of the speech. It’s when he starts ad-libbing that he loses it.

capsules swallowed at different times that were ‘time release’? There might have been someone under the podium that hooked an IV into an external plug…

There’s plenty of time release ADHD meds. Plus, how long did he talk for? A single 15 mg (non-time release) adderall will keep me pretty revved up for a while.

Let’s not forget that Trump accused Biden of using ‘performance enhancing drugs,’ which is rock solid evidence that the orange asshole is gorked out of his gourd on amphetamines.

Well you wouldn’t want him to pick the wrong week to quit them, would you?

No, that’s just what they’d expect us to do.

He’s hepped up on goofballs!

No, golfballs!

Maybe he can be convinced to try and swallow one.

I heard Obama can do it.

Uhm… (ahem) friends tell me that a regular side affect of talking amphetamines, ephedrine, and the various other chemicals in that class cause both over confidence and incoherence when speaking..

Seeing as Trump is fairly obviously down that path, can someone whisper in his ear, the sweet words “3,4
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine” so we can all let others go back to normal while DJT sits on what is left of the Rose Garden, zonked on MDMA and engaging with plant matter just marginally more intelligent than he is.

If we can’t have that, what can we have? He’d still be grinning that grin (or grimace) , but at least it would be for harmless reasons, rather than malicious glory in cruelty to “others”.

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I was reaching. I don’t actually have medical training. Sorry.

Why stop at one?

“C’mon, Mister President. Open wide. They’re St. Josephs penis shaped gummies… your favorite!”

Took the words right out of my mouth

:+1:t4:

My only quibble with this statement is the use of the word marginally. I think these plants and all plants are a whole hell of a lot smarter than trump.

I thought they paved over the Rose Garden anyway.