BTW, if no one else has remembered:
Thank you, Donald.
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for the seven-month dick-joke license.
May Og bless you and enlarge your parts.
I’m watching Larry Wilmore, and I could be wrong, but I think I just heard Ted Cruz say “We will unleash foaming economic growth.”
Ted . . . you can’t get in on this. It’s too late, the moment has passed. And, anyway, in your case, it was never a . . . well, just don’t try, OK?
GUY [thought-balloon]: “Sometimes I hate my job.”
[Goes into Trump campaign HQ.]
GUY: “I’m from FactCheck.org. Tell Mr. Trump I need to see him.”
[Holds up a ruler.]
RECEPTIONIST [thought-balloon]: “Sometimes I hate my job.”
Throwing a childish tantrum about your penis is equivalent to Hiroshima now? What a disgrace for all of those people who died horribly. Not to mention that mentioning someone’s sausage fingers is equivalent to Pearl Harbor…